"WISE SAYINGS"
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"WISE SAYINGS"
Old knowlege stated in ways we can understand -
Be careful where you step - your Labrador retriever may have been there first and pooped
Before you open your mouth, make sure there is something in it
A dogs bark is worse than it's bite - especially if it is trying to tell you something and you pay no attention
Always look UP when you are in the woods - what is above you matters too
Step in only what you intend to, some things stick to you
Stupid people with good intentions are still stupid
An unloaded gun will shoot you dead the fastest
There are statistics every hunting season that we don't believe - but the families they belong to can testify to them! Don't be a statistic
A buck with a fatal wound can still hurt you bad...
Spoiled meat is spoiled - get rid of it where the dogs can't find it[ (burn that stuff up) if you like your dogs and want them back next year...
Look around in the trees when you draw that last bead - I bet you ain't the only one....
and finally:
It don't matter how good you look - if you too damned loud I'd as soon shoot YOU!
"Never mess up another man's rhubarb"
(My Papa was Pennsylvania Dutch to the bone)
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