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Old Dec 1, 2009 | 03:37 AM
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"WISE SAYINGS"

Old knowlege stated in ways we can understand -

Be careful where you step - your Labrador retriever may have been there first and pooped

Before you open your mouth, make sure there is something in it

A dogs bark is worse than it's bite - especially if it is trying to tell you something and you pay no attention

Always look UP when you are in the woods - what is above you matters too

Step in only what you intend to, some things stick to you

Stupid people with good intentions are still stupid

An unloaded gun will shoot you dead the fastest

There are statistics every hunting season that we don't believe - but the families they belong to can testify to them! Don't be a statistic

A buck with a fatal wound can still hurt you bad...

Spoiled meat is spoiled - get rid of it where the dogs can't find it[ (burn that stuff up) if you like your dogs and want them back next year...

Look around in the trees when you draw that last bead - I bet you ain't the only one....

and finally:

It don't matter how good you look - if you too damned loud I'd as soon shoot YOU!




"Never mess up another man's rhubarb"




(My Papa was Pennsylvania Dutch to the bone)
 
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Old Dec 1, 2009 | 08:48 AM
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man who argue with wife all day get no piece at night!!(ancient chinese proverb)
 
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Old Dec 1, 2009 | 09:11 AM
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Be careful what you wish for,,,, you just might get it!!!
 
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Old Dec 1, 2009 | 09:58 AM
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"Never fight an ugly man. He doesn't have anything to lose."
 
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Old Dec 1, 2009 | 03:58 PM
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One of my favorites from a friend....

"Never ride with the devil because he's going to want to drive."
 
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Old Dec 1, 2009 | 05:24 PM
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"TRUST BUT VERIFY" The late great President Ronald Reagan
 
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Old Dec 1, 2009 | 08:23 PM
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"Help is always as close as the next fool that endangers themself"
 
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Old Dec 1, 2009 | 08:49 PM
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