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Old Sep 1, 2011 | 02:38 PM
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Why does the other lane move faster than the one I'm in?
 
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Old Sep 1, 2011 | 03:07 PM
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Why does the other lane move faster than the one I'm in?

Because you drive to slow???
 
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Old Sep 1, 2011 | 05:46 PM
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Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there's not enough?
 
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Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there's not enough?
Because they can!
 
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If people evolved from apes, Why are there still apes?
 
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Why does the Brady Bunch theme pop into my head from time to time???
 
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Old Sep 8, 2011 | 12:34 PM
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How come when you ship something in a car it's called a shipment and on a ship it called cargo?
 
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How come when you ship something in a car it's called a shipment and on a ship it called cargo?
..and if you ship something in your sock, it's called "probable cause to search"?
 
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Why do I have nipples?
 
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We could tell you...but it's more fun to imagine you sitting somewhere w/ your shirt pulled up, staring at em, going "WTF?"
 
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We could tell you...but it's more fun to imagine you sitting somewhere w/ your shirt pulled up, staring at em, going "WTF?"
That's a picture I did not want in my head.
 
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