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Apr 25, 2023 | 12:35 PM

#6556

maxpowerone

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Marriage: Gods way to keep us from fighting with strangers.

Apr 25, 2023 | 12:58 PM

#6557

BassFantasizer

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Alimony: The screwing you'll get for the screwing you got!

Apr 25, 2023 | 04:26 PM

#6558

06pghescape

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From: Pittsburgh

Apr 25, 2023 | 04:48 PM

#6559

Papa Tiger

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From: Near Cal. Avenue

I follow a SUV on interstate today. In outer lane.
Inner lane is 75+. This car is 55/65 mph.
Up and down. Down an up. Finally after several miles
I get a chance to pass. She stares at dash on Cell.
Road rage anyone!

Apr 25, 2023 | 07:07 PM

#6560

Gomerpyle

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Apr 25, 2023 | 07:22 PM

#6561

alloro

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From: 0,0,1

Apr 25, 2023 | 07:23 PM

#6562

alloro

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Everyone should thank the guy who invented venetian blinds.
If it wasn't for him it would be curtains for all of us.

Apr 25, 2023 | 09:03 PM

#6563

maxpowerone

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I'm just here for an alibi

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Apr 25, 2023 | 10:02 PM

#6564

Papa Tiger

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From: Near Cal. Avenue

What did one wall say to the other?"
"I'll meet you at a corner Some day!”

I know you have heard of the recent miracle cure for tinnitus?

It will prevent early Dementia. You just stick a blunted steel rod

up each ear at the same time. lots of blood. Hearing ringing, bell tones

are instantly gone. No more brain damage & if ya haven’t heard

all you need to by now you can read about it with a magnifying glass.

Apr 25, 2023 | 10:36 PM

#6565

Gomerpyle

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Strong people don't put others down. They pick them up and slam them down on the ground for maximum damage!

Apr 25, 2023 | 11:17 PM

#6566

Papa Tiger

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From: Near Cal. Avenue

Strong people don’t just put other people down, they pick em up and slam em! Hahahahhahahahahha

Apr 26, 2023 | 05:40 AM

#6567

BassFantasizer

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Apr 26, 2023 | 01:36 PM

#6568

Papa Tiger

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From: Near Cal. Avenue

I'd like to sing you a song now about my old girlfriend.
It's called, "They'll Find Her When the Leaves Blow Away”
“Cause I'm Not Raking 'Til Spring."