The Safe for GNAC Joke Thread!!!
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"What's has happened here?" she asks.
Lil Johnny explains, "I have done something horribly sad.
I have run over the Easter Bunny."
Now there will be no Easter Bunny to deliver &
hide eggs on Easter, and it's all my fault."
The Red car runs back to her car. A moment later,
she's back with a spray bottle. She goes over to
the motionless bunny and sprayed it. The bunny
immediately sprang up, runs towards the woods, stops,
and waves back at the man and woman. Then it ran another 10 feet,
stopped, and waved. It then ran another 10 feet, stopped, and waved again.
It did this over and over and over again until Lil Johnny and
the Hottie in the Red Sports car could no longer see the bunny.
Once out of sight, Lil Johnny asks, "What is that stuff in that bottle?"
"It's hare-spray, revitalizes and adds permanent wave."
Lil Johnny explains, "I have done something horribly sad.
I have run over the Easter Bunny."
Now there will be no Easter Bunny to deliver &
hide eggs on Easter, and it's all my fault."
The Red car runs back to her car. A moment later,
she's back with a spray bottle. She goes over to
the motionless bunny and sprayed it. The bunny
immediately sprang up, runs towards the woods, stops,
and waves back at the man and woman. Then it ran another 10 feet,
stopped, and waved. It then ran another 10 feet, stopped, and waved again.
It did this over and over and over again until Lil Johnny and
the Hottie in the Red Sports car could no longer see the bunny.
Once out of sight, Lil Johnny asks, "What is that stuff in that bottle?"
"It's hare-spray, revitalizes and adds permanent wave."
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The cars are on the right side of the road so U.S. (and much of European) rules apply.
Car 1 has a Yield sign and must give way to both of the other cars.
Car 3 cannot turn without interfering with Car 2's right of way. Hence, Car 2 goes first.
Car 1 still cannot go because it must still yield to Car 3. Hence, Car 3 goes next.
Car 1 can now go, as long as no other car approaches the intersection, in which case this starts all over again.
Car 1 has a Yield sign and must give way to both of the other cars.
Car 3 cannot turn without interfering with Car 2's right of way. Hence, Car 2 goes first.
Car 1 still cannot go because it must still yield to Car 3. Hence, Car 3 goes next.
Car 1 can now go, as long as no other car approaches the intersection, in which case this starts all over again.
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..... But then suddenly Car #3's driver motions Car #1 to go ahead and turn. Car # 1 was there stopped first was the driver thoughts.
1 point is the driver to an intersection legally stopped 1st has the right of way over the second vehicle to stop at the intersection. Suri I would want the
Car out there in the open road to go ahead and turn first, it was that drivers call to give me the right of way to turn..
..... But then suddenly Car #3's driver motions Car #1 to go ahead and turn. Car # 1 was there stopped first was the driver thoughts.1 point is the driver to an intersection legally stopped 1st has the right of way over the second vehicle to stop at the intersection. Suri I would want the
Car out there in the open road to go ahead and turn first, it was that drivers call to give me the right of way to turn..