The Safe for GNAC Joke Thread!!!
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King goes to Lil Johnny and says "were going to skin you,
eat you and use your flesh for a canoe."
"Do you have any last requests?" Lil Johnny asks, "Can I have a Fork?"
So, King hands him a fork and he jabs himself allover his stomach,
chest and arms violently and yells "the hell with your canoe!"
eat you and use your flesh for a canoe."
"Do you have any last requests?" Lil Johnny asks, "Can I have a Fork?"
So, King hands him a fork and he jabs himself allover his stomach,
chest and arms violently and yells "the hell with your canoe!"
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First Computer randomly selected a few hundred citizens from the Local County
They shall report for jury duty on the 7th of June, a particular day at the Courthouse.
Then Computer assigns 40 of those present to go to courtroom E.
Those 40 names are placed in a drum, and a dozen names are pulled.
During jury selection for Trial, Attorneys agree & the judge asked potential Juror Lil Johnny
if there's any reason, he could not be a fair and impartial juror.
"There may be," he replies. "Juror number 1 is my ex-wife, if we are on the same jury,
I guarantee we will not be able to agree on anything."
They shall report for jury duty on the 7th of June, a particular day at the Courthouse.
Then Computer assigns 40 of those present to go to courtroom E.
Those 40 names are placed in a drum, and a dozen names are pulled.
During jury selection for Trial, Attorneys agree & the judge asked potential Juror Lil Johnny
if there's any reason, he could not be a fair and impartial juror.
"There may be," he replies. "Juror number 1 is my ex-wife, if we are on the same jury,
I guarantee we will not be able to agree on anything."
