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We got to put up with them up there too...what loophole did they find...
The Safe for GNAC Joke Thread!!!
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Norman has led a good Christian life but finally passes the Pearly Gates.
He visits with St. Peter for a bit, being welcomed.
St. Peter ask, “Norm do you have any questions?”
”what are those skinny shinier things hanging around here,” Norman asks?
St. Peter answers, “clocks, One ticks for every time a lie is told in Heaven!”
Norm notices some hands spin very fast!
”Yea” says St. Peter, “Their the Politicians!”
”We use them for Fans!”
He visits with St. Peter for a bit, being welcomed.
St. Peter ask, “Norm do you have any questions?”
”what are those skinny shinier things hanging around here,” Norman asks?
St. Peter answers, “clocks, One ticks for every time a lie is told in Heaven!”
Norm notices some hands spin very fast!
”Yea” says St. Peter, “Their the Politicians!”
”We use them for Fans!”
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After a few decades, the Lord calls to Lil Johnny Adam and said,
"It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth,
so I want you to kiss her." Lil Johnny Adam "praises the lord" and says,
"Yes, Lord, but what is a 'kiss'?" The Lord gave a brief description to Lil Johnny Adam,
who then takes Eve by the hand and leads her to a nearby bush.
A few minutes later, lil Johnny Adam emerges and Praises the lord and says,
"Thank you, Lord. That was enjoyable." And the Lord replies,
"Yes, lil Johnny Adam, I thought you might enjoy that.
Now I'd like you to caress Eve." And Lil Johnny Adam "praises the Lord " and asks, "What is 'caress'?"
So the Lord again gives Lil Johnny Adam a brief description and
Lil Johny Adam goes back behind the bush with Eve.
Quite a few minutes later, Adam returns, smiling, and "praises the lord" and says,
"Lord, that was even better than the kiss!" And the Lord said,
"You've done well, Lil Johnny Adam. "Now I want you to make love to Eve." And Lil Johnny Adam
"Praises the lord" and asks, "What is 'make love' Lord?"
So the Lord again gives Lil Johnny Adam directions and
Lil Johnny Adam again goes to Eve behind the bush but this time he reappears in two seconds.
And Lil Johnny Adam "praises the lord" and says, "Lord, what is a 'headache'?"
"It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth,
so I want you to kiss her." Lil Johnny Adam "praises the lord" and says,
"Yes, Lord, but what is a 'kiss'?" The Lord gave a brief description to Lil Johnny Adam,
who then takes Eve by the hand and leads her to a nearby bush.
A few minutes later, lil Johnny Adam emerges and Praises the lord and says,
"Thank you, Lord. That was enjoyable." And the Lord replies,
"Yes, lil Johnny Adam, I thought you might enjoy that.
Now I'd like you to caress Eve." And Lil Johnny Adam "praises the Lord " and asks, "What is 'caress'?"
So the Lord again gives Lil Johnny Adam a brief description and
Lil Johny Adam goes back behind the bush with Eve.
Quite a few minutes later, Adam returns, smiling, and "praises the lord" and says,
"Lord, that was even better than the kiss!" And the Lord said,
"You've done well, Lil Johnny Adam. "Now I want you to make love to Eve." And Lil Johnny Adam
"Praises the lord" and asks, "What is 'make love' Lord?"
So the Lord again gives Lil Johnny Adam directions and
Lil Johnny Adam again goes to Eve behind the bush but this time he reappears in two seconds.
And Lil Johnny Adam "praises the lord" and says, "Lord, what is a 'headache'?"
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