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Old Aug 26, 2010 | 06:55 AM
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Morning Justin, looks like were finally rid of all the rain!
 
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Old Aug 26, 2010 | 06:56 AM
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we are losing some of the humidity over here. but in the end it is still too freakin hot!

Glad to hear that your weather is getting better.
 
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Old Aug 27, 2010 | 05:51 AM
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Good Morning Texas!

TGIF!
 
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Old Aug 27, 2010 | 06:35 AM
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you too Steve.

Good Morning Texans!
 
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Old Aug 27, 2010 | 06:47 AM
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Hey Justin, almost the weekend just counting down the hours now!
 
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Old Aug 27, 2010 | 07:22 AM
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Talking NO BULL

GOOD MORNING

STEVE
JUSTIN

Thought I would drop this in on the BS thread to give it a kick for the weekend
With all of the folks headed to the gtg I bet the thread slows so here goes---
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Wal-Mart vs. The Morons

1. Americans spend $36,000,000 at Wal-Mart Every hour of every day.

2. This works out to $20,928 profit every minute!

3. Wal-Mart will sell more from January 1 to St. Patrick's Day (March
17th)
than Target sells all year.

4. Wal-Mart is bigger than Home Depot + Kroger + Target +Sears + Costco
+
K-Mart combined.

5. Wal-Mart employs 1.6 million people, is the world's largest private
employer, and most speak English.

6. Wal-Mart is the largest company in the history of the world.

7. Wal-Mart now sells more food than Kroger and Safeway combined, and
keep
in mind they did this in only fifteen years.

8. During this same period, 31 big supermarket chains sought bankruptcy.

9. Wal-Mart now sells more food than any other store in the world.

10. Wal-Mart has approx 3,900 stores in the USA of which 1,906 are Super
Centers; this is 1,000 more than it had five years ago.

11. This year 7.2 billion different purchasing experiences will occur at
Wal-Mart stores. (Earth's population is approximately 6.5 Billion.)

12. 90% of all Americans live within fifteen miles of a Wal-Mart.

You may think that I am complaining, but I am really laying the ground
work
for suggesting that MAYBE we should hire the guys who run Wal-Mart to
fix
the economy.

This should be read and understood by all Americans Democrats,
Republicans,
EVERYONE!!

To President Obama and all 535 voting members of the Legislature,

It is now official that the majority of you are corrupt morons:

a.. The U.S. Postal Service was established in 1775. You have had 234
years
to get it right and it is broke.

b.. Social Security was established in 1935. You have had 74 years to
get it
right and it is broke.


c.. Fannie Mae was established in 1938. You have had 71 years to get it
right and it is broke.

d.. War on Poverty started in 1964. You have had 45 years to get it
right;
$1 trillion of our money is confiscated each year and transferred to
"the
poor" and they only want more.

e.. Medicare and Medicaid were established in 1965. You have had 44
years to
get it right and they are broke.

f.. Freddie Mac was established in 1970. You have had 39 years to get it
right and it is broke.

g.. The Department of Energy was created in 1977 to lessen our
dependence on foreign oil. It has ballooned to 16,000 employees with a budget of $24
billion a year and we import more oil than ever before. You had 32 years
to get it right and it is an abysmal failure.

You have FAILED in every "government service" you have shoved down our
throats while overspending our tax dollars.


AND YOU WANT AMERICANS TO BELIEVE YOU CAN BE TRUSTED WITH A
GOVERNMENT-RUN
HEALTH CARE SYSTEM ??
 
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Old Aug 27, 2010 | 07:34 AM
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WOW....that is all I can say. Those are come crazy facts!
 
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Old Aug 27, 2010 | 07:49 AM
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That is just another example of the way things are going for future generations, have you seen this!


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Old Aug 27, 2010 | 07:52 AM
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wow unemployment spreads like a disease!
 
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Old Aug 27, 2010 | 08:01 AM
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Thats a good one Steve kinda looks like this

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Old Aug 27, 2010 | 08:11 AM
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I like the new title "The Decomposition of the Economy"!
 
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Old Aug 27, 2010 | 11:52 PM
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hmm.... anyone wanna move to canada?
 
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Old Aug 28, 2010 | 06:37 AM
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Good morning Texas.
 
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Old Aug 28, 2010 | 06:51 AM
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Good morning Chris and all

How about some exspresso

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Old Aug 28, 2010 | 06:59 AM
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Morning Rocky, hope you have a rocking weekend.
 
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