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I was also worried about hauling stuff with a tonneau cover installed on my truck, but I wanted the security of the tonneau cover. Not saying they are real secure, but out of sight out of mind is what I was thinking. Anyway I bought a roll up tonneau cover. Here is a picture of it.
man i dont go on here for 24 hours and i miss all kinds of pages of good information in this thread haha
i love my roll-up tonneau cover also. it covers the bed like you said out of sight, out of mind and if i need to haul wood or the wheeler 10seconds its rolled up.
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This one blonde is driving down the street and she sees this other blonde a canoe in a corn field. The blonde in the car jumps out and yells at the blonde in the canoe. She says "What the hell are you doing? It's blondes like you that make us blondes look stupid. If I knew how to swim I'd come over there and kick your ***!"
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The Poor Farmer
A man owned a small farm in Virginia. The Virginia State Wage & Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him. ‘I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,’ demanded the agent.
‘Well,’ replied the farmer, ‘there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board. Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.’
‘That's the guy I want to talk to -— the half-wit,’ says the agent.
‘That would be me,’ replied the farmer.
‘Well,’ replied the farmer, ‘there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board. Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.’
‘That's the guy I want to talk to -— the half-wit,’ says the agent.
‘That would be me,’ replied the farmer.
Ripped CV boots on the girls JEEP...Guess what im doing tomorrow...
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Ill admit it, and im going ot get yelled at for this one haha...its been a nice little suv. its a 2000 grand cherokee limited with the 4.7L v8. I have to like it. If she didnt find it on craigslist, i never would have found my 97 cc 350! We passed it on the side of the road forsale while going to pick up the jeep!