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Old Dec 9, 2009 | 08:03 PM
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once you get past the smell...you got it licked
 
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Old Dec 10, 2009 | 01:22 AM
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"Never turn your back on a Scott until you've counted your fingers and toes. Rob Roy was a guid man, but ne'r a foole would be..."
 
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Old Dec 10, 2009 | 12:06 PM
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Wisdom comes with experience. And wisdom helps us improve. But does wisdom only come with experience? Not necessarily. Begin with an open mind and you can gain wisdom even through wise old sayings.

The journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.

Mark Twain:

The perfection of wisdom and the end of true philosophy is to proportion our wants to our possessions, our ambitions to our capacities, we will then be a happy and a virtuous people.



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Old Dec 10, 2009 | 02:40 PM
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"You wear your dresses short, and I'll see you in court, and you better bring me back some money or don't knock on my door cause I'll get me a whip, and I'll teach you to skip, and you'll learn to dig it, too."---Steve Miller
 
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Old Dec 10, 2009 | 04:31 PM
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always behave like a duck, calm and unruffled on the surface, but paddling like the devil underneath
 
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Old Dec 10, 2009 | 06:58 PM
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he who has gas travels at the back of the pack...


here i stand broken hearted.. i tried to sh** and only farted. Then one day i decided to take a chance. I tried to fart and sh** my pants.
 
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Old Dec 11, 2009 | 04:17 PM
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Originally Posted by im2tall33
he who has gas travels at the back of the pack...


here i stand broken hearted.. i tried to sh** and only farted. Then one day i decided to take a chance. I tried to fart and sh** my pants.
here i sit broken hearted... tried to fart... but only sharted...
 
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Old Dec 11, 2009 | 05:10 PM
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i am what i am!
 
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Old Dec 11, 2009 | 05:11 PM
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dont spit or pee into the wind.

dont drink down stream from the heard
 
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Old Dec 11, 2009 | 05:45 PM
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"The paper called it suicide...a bullet from a .45. Nobody came. Nobody cried. Don't that make you wanna... BOOGIE?!"---Thin Lizzy
 
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Old Dec 11, 2009 | 05:58 PM
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Originally Posted by im2tall33

here i stand broken hearted.. i tried to sh** and only farted. Then one day i decided to take a chance. I tried to fart and sh** my pants.
rep'd.
 
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Old Dec 11, 2009 | 06:15 PM
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"A flat rock never respects who pee's on it..."

"If a door does not have a knocker provided, I doubt you will be welcome no matter how much you abuse your knuckles..."

"An idiot with a PHD is still an idiot"

"A dog will turn around twice before laying down and look at everything. A man applying for a loan or proposing marriage is seldom as careful"

"We say life is good - but to what are we comparing it?"

"GARBAGE is as valuable as gold - if you can figure out whom to sell it to. Just ask Rush Limbaugh..."



 
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Old Dec 11, 2009 | 08:30 PM
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"Wish in one hand and spit in the other and see which one fills up faster."---my old man

I may not be very rich, but what little I do have ain't much.

"In life, when you come to a fork in the road, take it!"---Yogi Berra

What's yellow and black and lays on it's side in the ditch? Ans.: A dead school bus

(sorry)
 
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Old Dec 11, 2009 | 10:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Greywolf
"Never post what you would not say to someone standing right in front of your face"

(You may have to explain it later)
thank you greywolf, thank you
 
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Old Dec 12, 2009 | 10:56 AM
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Wealth is not his that has it, but his that enjoys it. - Ben Franklin (1706-1790)

When you can do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world. - George Washington Carver
 
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