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Dec 2, 2009 | 09:36 PM

#16

cjben

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swimming is good for you,especially if you are drowning

throwing acid is wrong.......in some people's eyes

My girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back,i asked who the hell else she thought it was back there?

Dec 2, 2009 | 11:46 PM

#17

Keepin It Real

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It's a lot easier to pull a rope than it is to push it.

I'm never wrong. I thought I was wrong once, but it turned out I was mistaken.

Dec 3, 2009 | 12:28 AM

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ford2go

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From: Frequently frozen MN

From a fractured Latin page

"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." (When you have them by the b***s, the heart and mind will follow).

Dec 3, 2009 | 11:45 AM

#19

Keepin It Real

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I may not be the toughest guy in the world, but I got a letter from the guy who is and he wants to be my friend.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man who had no feet.

Dec 6, 2009 | 01:26 PM

#20

jawsfx4

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**** you say?
i c**t hear you,
*** me later
we will finger it out

Dec 6, 2009 | 06:06 PM

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Greywolf

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From: Drummonds, TN USA

Err - Jaws? Better tone it down, this IS a family level forum. In fact I have a suspicion this thread is about to vanish to the members only (PG-13) forum.

Dec 6, 2009 | 07:30 PM

#22

mymechanic'sanidiot

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Greywolf

Err - Jaws? Better tone it down, this IS a family level forum. In fact I have a suspicion this thread is about to vanish to the members only (PG-13) forum.

It's his first...and possibly last...post. May just be a random troll/alt id who registered to post this drivel and then vanish.

Dec 6, 2009 | 10:14 PM

#23

Greywolf

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From: Drummonds, TN USA

"Never post what you would not say to someone standing right in front of your face"

(You may have to explain it later)

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Dec 6, 2009 | 10:16 PM

#24

Greywolf

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From: Drummonds, TN USA

Random interference.....

Dec 7, 2009 | 07:21 PM

#25

Traderjoe28

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From: Northeast Wisconsin

To try, and to fail, is to learn.

To fail to try is to suffer the consequences of never knowing what might have been.

Dec 8, 2009 | 04:55 PM

#26

roushracing617

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"Nobody has time to do it right the first time, but everybody has the time to do it over!"

" The older I get, the smarter my Dad gets."

Dec 8, 2009 | 11:25 PM

#27

muscletruck7379

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From: Harrisburg, NE

[QUOTE=roushracing617;8218847]"Nobody has time to do it right the first time, but everybody has the time to do it over!"
QUOTE]

lol, been in the military have we?

Dec 9, 2009 | 02:34 PM

#28

billy12360

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From: darrington wash

Quote:

Originally Posted by 00BlueOvalRanger

"Hey! Hold onto my beer and watch this!"

one of my favorites...

along with: "You've got enemies? Good. It means you actually stood up for something once in your life." -Eminem

and: "Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand." -Mark Twain

Dec 9, 2009 | 04:58 PM

#29

Broncoholic1

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From: Union Lake MI

Do a job big or small do it right or not at all, once the job has begun do not stop until it's done.

Right or wrong I am still the Captain.

Dec 9, 2009 | 05:34 PM

#30

Greywolf

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From: Drummonds, TN USA

"Never crowd a U-HAUL truck, especially if there is a whole crowd inside it..."

"Professional drivers are predictable. Everyone else is practice for the professionals."

My favorite:

"Courtesy lubricates the ways and means of human interaction. It enables most to get along better, and the rest to go to hell ten times faster!"

(As far as I know you can blame me for that one, but it sounds like Samuel Clemens)

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