"WISE SAYINGS"
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swimming is good for you,especially if you are drowning
throwing acid is wrong.......in some people's eyes
My girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back,i asked who the hell else she thought it was back there?
throwing acid is wrong.......in some people's eyes
My girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back,i asked who the hell else she thought it was back there?
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It's his first...and possibly last...post. May just be a random troll/alt id who registered to post this drivel and then vanish.
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From: Drummonds, TN USA
"Never post what you would not say to someone standing right in front of your face"
(You may have to explain it later)
(You may have to explain it later)
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From: darrington wash
one of my favorites...
along with: "You've got enemies? Good. It means you actually stood up for something once in your life." -Eminem
and: "Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand." -Mark Twain
along with: "You've got enemies? Good. It means you actually stood up for something once in your life." -Eminem
and: "Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand." -Mark Twain
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From: Drummonds, TN USA
"Never crowd a U-HAUL truck, especially if there is a whole crowd inside it..."
"Professional drivers are predictable. Everyone else is practice for the professionals."
My favorite:
"Courtesy lubricates the ways and means of human interaction. It enables most to get along better, and the rest to go to hell ten times faster!"
(As far as I know you can blame me for that one, but it sounds like Samuel Clemens)
"Professional drivers are predictable. Everyone else is practice for the professionals."
My favorite:
"Courtesy lubricates the ways and means of human interaction. It enables most to get along better, and the rest to go to hell ten times faster!"
(As far as I know you can blame me for that one, but it sounds like Samuel Clemens)