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Why is it that when a wife and a baby pukes --( at about the same time) you jump right up and clean up everything yourself-- you still get in trouble because the 5th trip downstairs to the washing machine you didn't put in bleach to the water-- (I thought bleach was only for whiteclothes anyway)
Why does curdled milk, black olives and half chewed chili beans smell so bad the second time around?
why did my wife wake me up in the middle of the night to tell me she has the stomach virus? Why do I need to know? Why haven't I got any sleep since then? Why has she made so many trips to the bathroom in the last few hours?
Why did my pager go off at 7:15 again? Why can't I have at least just one day to sleep in?