Part VI
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From: Moonlight Moose Enclosure
Here is why your post made me think of something funny.....
It's the spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in.
"Carrie's not ready yet so why don't you have a seat?" he says.
"That's cool," says Bobby.
Carrie's father asks Bobby what they're planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop and a movie.
Carrie's father responds, "Why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it."
Naturally, this comes as quite a surprise to Bobby, so he ask Carrie's father to repeat it. "Yeah," says Carrie's father, "Carrie really likes to screw, she'll screw all night if we let her!"
We let her screw on the front porch, in the yard, at the malt shop wherever she wants to. A lot of parents do not like that their daughters screw but we do not mind a bit.
Well this just made Bobby's eyes light up and his plan for the evening was beginning to look pretty good. A few minutes later, Carrie comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door.
About 20 minutes later, Carrie rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father:
"DANG IT DADDY! IT'S CALLED THE TWIST !!!!!!!!"
It's the spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in.
"Carrie's not ready yet so why don't you have a seat?" he says.
"That's cool," says Bobby.
Carrie's father asks Bobby what they're planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop and a movie.
Carrie's father responds, "Why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it."
Naturally, this comes as quite a surprise to Bobby, so he ask Carrie's father to repeat it. "Yeah," says Carrie's father, "Carrie really likes to screw, she'll screw all night if we let her!"
We let her screw on the front porch, in the yard, at the malt shop wherever she wants to. A lot of parents do not like that their daughters screw but we do not mind a bit.
Well this just made Bobby's eyes light up and his plan for the evening was beginning to look pretty good. A few minutes later, Carrie comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door.
About 20 minutes later, Carrie rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father:
"DANG IT DADDY! IT'S CALLED THE TWIST !!!!!!!!"
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I'm proud to say Haylee is now in the Guinness World Record books.................... as a Zombie. lol
here is what we did on Friday the 3rd.
http://www.ballardnewstribune.com/20...k-world-record
click on the pic in the story
here are a few pics.
here she is signing in.
here she is with her friend.
here is what we did on Friday the 3rd.
http://www.ballardnewstribune.com/20...k-world-record
click on the pic in the story
here are a few pics.
here she is signing in.
here she is with her friend.
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Joined: Mar 2007
Posts: 28,287
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From: BLT, MN
Here is why your post made me think of something funny.....
It's the spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in.
"Carrie's not ready yet so why don't you have a seat?" he says.
"That's cool," says Bobby.
Carrie's father asks Bobby what they're planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop and a movie.
Carrie's father responds, "Why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it."
Naturally, this comes as quite a surprise to Bobby, so he ask Carrie's father to repeat it. "Yeah," says Carrie's father, "Carrie really likes to screw, she'll screw all night if we let her!"
We let her screw on the front porch, in the yard, at the malt shop wherever she wants to. A lot of parents do not like that their daughters screw but we do not mind a bit.
Well this just made Bobby's eyes light up and his plan for the evening was beginning to look pretty good. A few minutes later, Carrie comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door.
About 20 minutes later, Carrie rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father:
"DANG IT DADDY! IT'S CALLED THE TWIST !!!!!!!!"
It's the spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in.
"Carrie's not ready yet so why don't you have a seat?" he says.
"That's cool," says Bobby.
Carrie's father asks Bobby what they're planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop and a movie.
Carrie's father responds, "Why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it."
Naturally, this comes as quite a surprise to Bobby, so he ask Carrie's father to repeat it. "Yeah," says Carrie's father, "Carrie really likes to screw, she'll screw all night if we let her!"
We let her screw on the front porch, in the yard, at the malt shop wherever she wants to. A lot of parents do not like that their daughters screw but we do not mind a bit.
Well this just made Bobby's eyes light up and his plan for the evening was beginning to look pretty good. A few minutes later, Carrie comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door.
About 20 minutes later, Carrie rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father:
"DANG IT DADDY! IT'S CALLED THE TWIST !!!!!!!!"
I'm proud to say Haylee is now in the Guinness World Record books.................... as a Zombie. lol
here is what we did on Friday the 3rd.
http://www.ballardnewstribune.com/20...k-world-record
click on the pic in the story
here are a few pics.
here she is signing in.
here she is with her friend.
here is what we did on Friday the 3rd.
http://www.ballardnewstribune.com/20...k-world-record
click on the pic in the story
here are a few pics.
here she is signing in.
here she is with her friend.
You are supposed to be working on your dad to let you go to RRE.
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From: BLT, MN
No but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night...
I heard you got one for your birthday if I remember right?
I am also working on getting Mike (Ford79) togo with also thought I may regret two Cheeseheads in my truck. lol
You two could tease me about having Favre playing for the Vikes
I heard you got one for your birthday if I remember right?
I am also working on getting Mike (Ford79) togo with also thought I may regret two Cheeseheads in my truck. lol
You two could tease me about having Favre playing for the Vikes
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From: horicon Wi
No but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night...
I heard you got one for your birthday if I remember right?
I am also working on getting Mike (Ford79) togo with also thought I may regret two Cheeseheads in my truck. lol
You two could tease me about having Favre playing for the Vikes
I heard you got one for your birthday if I remember right?
I am also working on getting Mike (Ford79) togo with also thought I may regret two Cheeseheads in my truck. lol
You two could tease me about having Favre playing for the Vikes
