Part V
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From: VA
Mark,
When you mentioned the Phoenix area it reminded me of somethign I heard today. Phoenix is 2nd, behind Mexico City, in kidnappings in North America I reckon...
Kinda freaky...I figured top 25 would be in Mexico!
When you mentioned the Phoenix area it reminded me of somethign I heard today. Phoenix is 2nd, behind Mexico City, in kidnappings in North America I reckon...
Kinda freaky...I figured top 25 would be in Mexico!
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From: Wallingford, CT
That'd be blast, but like I said. ^
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From: Rochdale MA
It would be a leave on Friday and be back on Saurday thing. Or leave on Saturday and come back late Saturday or Sunday. We could tell him that it's an FTE field trip!
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From: Wallingford, CT
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From: Houston Tx.
Hello All! My name's Kris.
megawatt00 directed to this thread, because I'm new to the forum. He said I could find a few good laughs here, but I think I have a few good laughs on my expense.
Bashed Tail Gate
A day ago I was at work sliding in the mud, and I wasn't going anywhere. So I gave it some gas, and then it suddenly caught traction. VROOOM! Then BASH. I turn to see that I had run into a fence post in reverse. The pictures explain it all Bashed My Tail Gate
Then this morning I dreamed that I woke up went out side and my tail gate was fine. I was so happy thinking that it was all a dream, and I wouldn't have to caugh up $400.00 for a new tail gate. Then I woke up. ****!
And here's todays news:
Tomorrow my father is having a colonoscopy. So this afternoon he started the colon cleansing regiments, but it's 7:00pm and he has not had a bowel movement yet. My mother hollers "I don't hear you taking a $#!+" every 30 minutes. This is so hilarious, but I fear that it's going to hit him all at once, and he wont have a opportunity to get up and run to the bathroom. He's refused a bed pan, a dipper, a garbage bag, getting out of bed, or anything else that may assist him. Because he's pissed that he can't have any food. Something tells me that I might be cleaning a real big mess soon. LOL.
Who here has taken the colon cleansing regiments, or knows someone that has?
megawatt00 directed to this thread, because I'm new to the forum. He said I could find a few good laughs here, but I think I have a few good laughs on my expense.
Bashed Tail Gate
A day ago I was at work sliding in the mud, and I wasn't going anywhere. So I gave it some gas, and then it suddenly caught traction. VROOOM! Then BASH. I turn to see that I had run into a fence post in reverse. The pictures explain it all Bashed My Tail Gate
Then this morning I dreamed that I woke up went out side and my tail gate was fine. I was so happy thinking that it was all a dream, and I wouldn't have to caugh up $400.00 for a new tail gate. Then I woke up. ****!
And here's todays news:
Tomorrow my father is having a colonoscopy. So this afternoon he started the colon cleansing regiments, but it's 7:00pm and he has not had a bowel movement yet. My mother hollers "I don't hear you taking a $#!+" every 30 minutes. This is so hilarious, but I fear that it's going to hit him all at once, and he wont have a opportunity to get up and run to the bathroom. He's refused a bed pan, a dipper, a garbage bag, getting out of bed, or anything else that may assist him. Because he's pissed that he can't have any food. Something tells me that I might be cleaning a real big mess soon. LOL.
Who here has taken the colon cleansing regiments, or knows someone that has?
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Joined: Jan 2008
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From: Rochdale MA
Hello All! My name's Kris.
megawatt00 directed to this thread, because I'm new to the forum. He said I could find a few good laughs here, but I think I have a few good laughs on my expense.
Bashed Tail Gate
A day ago I was at work sliding in the mud, and I wasn't going anywhere. So I gave it some gas, and then it suddenly caught traction. VROOOM! Then BASH. I turn to see that I had run into a fence post in reverse. The pictures explain it all.Bashed My Tail Gate
Then this morning I dreamed that I woke up went out side and my tail gate was fine. I was so happy thinking that it was all a dream, and I wouldn't have to caugh up $400.00 for a new tail gate. Then I woke up. ****!
And here's todays news:
Tomorrow my father is having a colonoscopy. So this afternoon he started the colon cleansing regiments, but it's 7:00pm and he has not had a bowel movement yet. My mother hollers "I don't hear you taking a $#!+" every 30 minutes. This is so halious, but I fear that it's going to hit him all at once, and he wont have a opportunity to get up and run to the bathroom. He's refused a bed pan, a dipper, a garbage bag, getting out of bed, or anything else that may assist him. Because he's pissed that he can't have any food. Something tells me that I might be cleaning a real big mess soon. LOL.
Who here has taken the colon cleansing regiments, or knows someone that has?
megawatt00 directed to this thread, because I'm new to the forum. He said I could find a few good laughs here, but I think I have a few good laughs on my expense.
Bashed Tail Gate
A day ago I was at work sliding in the mud, and I wasn't going anywhere. So I gave it some gas, and then it suddenly caught traction. VROOOM! Then BASH. I turn to see that I had run into a fence post in reverse. The pictures explain it all.Bashed My Tail Gate
Then this morning I dreamed that I woke up went out side and my tail gate was fine. I was so happy thinking that it was all a dream, and I wouldn't have to caugh up $400.00 for a new tail gate. Then I woke up. ****!
And here's todays news:
Tomorrow my father is having a colonoscopy. So this afternoon he started the colon cleansing regiments, but it's 7:00pm and he has not had a bowel movement yet. My mother hollers "I don't hear you taking a $#!+" every 30 minutes. This is so halious, but I fear that it's going to hit him all at once, and he wont have a opportunity to get up and run to the bathroom. He's refused a bed pan, a dipper, a garbage bag, getting out of bed, or anything else that may assist him. Because he's pissed that he can't have any food. Something tells me that I might be cleaning a real big mess soon. LOL.
Who here has taken the colon cleansing regiments, or knows someone that has?
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From: Houston Tx.
Well the link doesn't seem to be working, so here's the url
http://kris.developer.googlepages.com/01_index.html
http://kris.developer.googlepages.com/01_index.html
