Part V
Post Fiend
Joined: Dec 2008
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From: Wallingford, CT
I feel for you. You can be a perfect parent and have a perfect little girl (neither of which happened at my house) and you'll still be worried sick about what your teenage daughter will do when she's out with her friends. When she goes to get her learners permit, you'll suddenly become aware that NO ONE on this planet knows how to drive, and you'll worry about your little girl sharing the roads with these idiots.
No I'm not being sexist. I've witnessed several collisions of teenage girl drivers and parked cars. Especially in that tricky gear known as Reverse that most women have trouble with anyways. (mom's backed her minivan into two boulders and my lawnmower)
Note: I say 98% because you get women like Lisa and Cris who are the exception to the rule.
Post Fiend
Joined: Feb 2007
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From: Dallas-Ft. Worth
That's some DAMN fancy foot work by Roethlisberger.
Master of Strokes
Joined: Mar 2007
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From: CA
From personal experience I'd say 98% of teenage girls fall into the above category of people that don't know how to drive.
No I'm not being sexist. I've witnessed several collisions of teenage girl drivers and parked cars. Especially in that tricky gear known as Reverse that most women have trouble with anyways. (mom's backed her minivan into two boulders and my lawnmower)
Note: I say 98% because you get women like Lisa and Cris who are the exception to the rule.
No I'm not being sexist. I've witnessed several collisions of teenage girl drivers and parked cars. Especially in that tricky gear known as Reverse that most women have trouble with anyways. (mom's backed her minivan into two boulders and my lawnmower)
Note: I say 98% because you get women like Lisa and Cris who are the exception to the rule.
Post Fiend
Joined: Feb 2007
Posts: 14,541
Likes: 2
From: Dallas-Ft. Worth
From personal experience I'd say 98% of teenage girls fall into the above category of people that don't know how to drive.
No I'm not being sexist. I've witnessed several collisions of teenage girl drivers and parked cars. Especially in that tricky gear known as Reverse that most women have trouble with anyways. (mom's backed her minivan into two boulders and my lawnmower)
Note: I say 98% because you get women like Lisa and Cris who are the exception to the rule.
No I'm not being sexist. I've witnessed several collisions of teenage girl drivers and parked cars. Especially in that tricky gear known as Reverse that most women have trouble with anyways. (mom's backed her minivan into two boulders and my lawnmower)
Note: I say 98% because you get women like Lisa and Cris who are the exception to the rule.
Post Fiend
Joined: Dec 2008
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From: Wallingford, CT
Women in general.
Case in point: Female teacher at my school backed into parked car Friday. Her excuse: The snowbank makes for less space between cars. My response "You got it into the space didn't you?" She gave me the dirtiest look ever.
There's a reason the saying "Women drivers, no survivors" exists. And it's not because it rhymes.
Case in point: Female teacher at my school backed into parked car Friday. Her excuse: The snowbank makes for less space between cars. My response "You got it into the space didn't you?" She gave me the dirtiest look ever.
There's a reason the saying "Women drivers, no survivors" exists. And it's not because it rhymes.
Post Fiend
Joined: Feb 2007
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From: Dallas-Ft. Worth
LOLOLOL..... I'm just egging you on to see if you'll dig yourself in a nice hole.
My wife likes to hit garage doors, or not park far enough in so the door hits her truck. She's hit every garage door we've owned.
My wife likes to hit garage doors, or not park far enough in so the door hits her truck. She's hit every garage door we've owned.
Post Fiend
Joined: Dec 2008
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From: Wallingford, CT
Anyways. Anybody know where I could find the kind of garage door opener where you pull the chain in order to raise and lower it? We had them on all the doors at the orchard and I'm trying to get dad to put them on the shop doors. Those doors are BIG and they're HEAVY. Plus dad's shoulders are going bad and I think that'd help take a lot of stress off them.
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Hotshot
Joined: Jan 2008
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From: Rochdale MA
My oldest said that to me today and she's 19. Also told me that I am a horrible father even though I am the one that didn't hesitate to take custody, and raise her by myself since she was four, when her mother decided that she didn't want anything to do with her. That and I am providing a good home to her and her newborn son while her husband is overseas with the Marines.
Needless to say, it's got me feeling pretty down today.
Needless to say, it's got me feeling pretty down today.
Master of Strokes
Joined: Mar 2007
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From: CA
Wow and I thought it was bad when my mom hit a pole in her school parking lot lol
