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Don't be nervous, otherwise you'll end up with ulcers. Trust me, there is no way to prepare for a kid that is going to perform a technicolor yawn. IT JUST HAPPENS, mostly at the most inappropriate times. Folks that dont have kids will look at you like OMG! WTF!. Folks with kids will give you the sympathetic look as if to say "I fell your pain brother", then they will turn and laugh and think "I remember when my kid did that.."
Kids are a gift no matter how many peoples shoes the ruin by friendly fire.
Kids are a gift no matter how many peoples shoes the ruin by friendly fire.
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Kids are more honest than adults. Sometimes that is good and sometimes not so good. My mom was at a shopping center with my niece who was about 6 at the time. They were standing in the checkout isle with a rather hefty woman in front of them. All of the sudden my nieces states out loud for everyone to hear, "Grandma, she stinks." My mother was ready to climb under the register.
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Kids are more honest than adults. Sometimes that is good and sometimes not so good. My mom was at a shopping center with my niece who was about 6 at the time. They were standing in the checkout isle with a rather hefty woman in front of them. All of the sudden my nieces states out loud for everyone to hear, "Grandma, she stinks." My mother was ready to climb under the register.
that is brutal honesty at it's finest!
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Great stories.
When My son, now 3, was two he was walkig thru the living roon playing with a toy in his hands. All of a sudden RRRrrooommmmmpppp. Yup it was gas. Me and the wife looked at each other and giggled...
The funny part is when we asked him what that was. He didn't miss a stride and lifted his head and looked at us with a "you should know this" look and said, a Duck. Then lower his head back to his toy and kept walking. To this day he stills calls them a duck.
What is funny is when he points to his mommy's rear and says "daddy, mommy made a duck"
Speaking of yack. He came up to our bed last night at about 4:00 AM and started climbing in our bed which he does on occasion. He make it to mommy's head and out it comes. I wasn't awake till this time, the noise wakes me up. Luckily he hit the comforter and not mommy. She is at the laundromat as we speak right now.
keep 'em coming this thread is hilarious.
When My son, now 3, was two he was walkig thru the living roon playing with a toy in his hands. All of a sudden RRRrrooommmmmpppp. Yup it was gas. Me and the wife looked at each other and giggled...
The funny part is when we asked him what that was. He didn't miss a stride and lifted his head and looked at us with a "you should know this" look and said, a Duck. Then lower his head back to his toy and kept walking. To this day he stills calls them a duck.
What is funny is when he points to his mommy's rear and says "daddy, mommy made a duck"
Speaking of yack. He came up to our bed last night at about 4:00 AM and started climbing in our bed which he does on occasion. He make it to mommy's head and out it comes. I wasn't awake till this time, the noise wakes me up. Luckily he hit the comforter and not mommy. She is at the laundromat as we speak right now.
keep 'em coming this thread is hilarious.
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