So there I was, my wife, kids, and myself were attending a x-mas play at the church my kids go to. My youngest benny was performing and I have to say he's got my vote for an oscar lol. Anyways, afterwards they had a suprise visit from Santa. As the jolly old man in the red suit sat down in the chair he asked all the kids to come up and sit on his lap, my youngest was the first one there. He got up there and jumped up on santa's lap and he asked my boy what he wanted for x-mas. My son looked at him and said he wanted a "mini crotch rocket", Santa said "WHAT" and the whole churched gasped. It was at this point that I realized nobody knew what he was talking about but it sure didn't sound very Christian!!!! At that point everyone turned to look at my Wife and I. And let me tell ya the look in thier eyes said it all. If they would have built that pew about 3 inches taller I could have fit but it looked as though I should defend my son (and myself) So, I had to stand in the middle of a full church and explain to all of them he was talking about a mini-motorcycle. I guess every parent has a point in thier life when thier kids just embarass them beyond belief.

Duane
Southeast Kansas Coordinator

 

well I'm glad you got that sorted out. Another bullet dodged twenty thousand to go.LOL

 

Ah yes the experience of being a parent. This is a first in a long line Duane so be ready and be proud.

 

That was just too funny......that would have a kodaik moment if there was one....the look your faces....priceless...an that is just going to be one of many more to come...

Thanks for sharing that parenting moment with us...

 

Yeah, I would've paid to see that.

 

Duane

They only get funnier and better as they get older.

GENE

 

Well atleast he didn't fart after saying that.

 

LMAO...that's great. To bad you didn't have it on video. You could have won some money for that tape...LOL

 

Yeah, it took about an hour for my wife's face to return to it's normal color lol. Oh well, just something to look back on and laugh about now.

Duane
Southeast Kansas Coordinator

 

Ah the joy of having kids and taking them to church. I'll bet just about any of us that have raised kids have several stories along that line. The words or situation changes, but the parental embarassment just goes on. The good part is that those are the stories you'll tell when they are teenagers so that you can embarass them. Good luck Duane and Merry Christmas.

Del

 

I got a good one to tell ya. Me and 3 of my co workers were eating lunch at Mickey D's and just chatting. Anyways one of the guys has a white beard and white hair. While sitting there eatin my cheeseburger, this little girl stands up with her Grandfather and says " Grandpa, i see Santa." I cannot tell ya how far the bite of cheeseburger went but i couldnt help but laughing. The bad thing was, i was the only one that heard her say it. After i told the other guys we sat around for a few tellin a few stories. The guy that she pointed at and said that was teelin us that he went thru Walmart the other day and a few kids followed him around. When one of the kids dad found him, the kid said he wanted to tell Santa what he wanted from Walmart. I just couldnt stop laughin at this time!! Oh well, i thought it was funny and thought everyone would get a laugh from this!!


Jeff

 

LOL Funny stories!!! Kids, ya gotta be prepared for those moments!!!!!

Mark

 

That is one of those moments you will laugh about for years. Makes you feel like you could "stand flat-footed and kiss a chiggers butt"

Gordo

 

Yeah I have a 16 month and she is already onrey I can't wait to see what she is like in a year or so.


Jeremy