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From: Charlotte-Fairbanks-Bflo
A DEFINITE necessity!! I never go on long drives without a good supply of seeds and a cooler full of diet Coke/Dr. Pepper (or both!). Down side is that apparently my bladder & truck are NOT talking to each other very well. My Ranger & I were in perfect sync. 350 miles was about the limit on fuel *AND* my bladder. With this truck, I make extra stops just to empty the consumed Cokes/DPs... 
Joe, ya gotta get yourself a **** bottle. I drive 800 miles nonstop all the time. I just flat hate stopping anywhere for anything. If I could get 1000 miles out of a tank of fuel I would probably do that too.
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From: Dallas-Ft. Worth
LOLOLOLOL...... No thanks. I can see it now: Trucker or large(r) truck passes by as I'm attempting to empty the "tank". ~10 miles up the road, blue lights in the rear-view:
"Son, what's in the bottle"?
"Uuhhmmmm.... What bottle"??
"The one you were witnessed 'filling up' by passers-by".
"Oh........ **THAT** bottle......"
"Son, what's in the bottle"?
"Uuhhmmmm.... What bottle"??
"The one you were witnessed 'filling up' by passers-by".
"Oh........ **THAT** bottle......"
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From: Charlotte-Fairbanks-Bflo
I guess it's a huge problem in Washington State. It was actually talked about on the Rush show once and he labeled it "The Urine Bomber" but the truckers were tossing out gallon bottles completely full and the inmates cleaning up the litter were complaining about it. I do not believe there is anything against the law about doing it as long as you are not tossing it out the window. They even make bottles especially for old men. When you reach a certain age you're lucky if the rest areas are even close enough together. Women are just jealous cuz they can't do it. Although there is a suction cup device made for women backpackers that are not interested in squatting in the woods. Something like a funnel only used in reverse. I have never seen one, just heard of them. You want to talk about gross, how about that female astronaut that wore diapers to **** in while she drove from Texas to Florida to kill her boyfriend or her boyfriends wife. I can't remember which, but she killed one of them.
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From: Dallas-Ft. Worth
I think you think waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much about that.
It's only illegal if you get caught. Although, I guess you could keep "it" covered and aim by feel. LOLOLOLOL.....
It's only illegal if you get caught. Although, I guess you could keep "it" covered and aim by feel. LOLOLOLOL.....
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I've never heard of such a thing..but any woman who is too afraid to pee in the woods doesn't belong in the woods to begin with.
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From: Manhattan, KS
Lisa, there is a pretty active chapter of FTE folks in the Nebraska chapter, so if you run into a bind there and don't have a puter to connect up, go to a local library and log on and ask for help from someone there.
I know some active folks in several areas across the state and would be happy to vouch for a few of them. Of course don't tell the others, cuz who knows what they are like. LOL
I know some active folks in several areas across the state and would be happy to vouch for a few of them. Of course don't tell the others, cuz who knows what they are like. LOL
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From: Charlotte-Fairbanks-Bflo
Y'all are clueless. You leave the bottle on the floor of the truck, then let your member hang over the edge of the seat into the bottle. Nothing unsanitary about that. I guess if you had to slam the brakes on for some reason it could get a little messy. Have not ever had that happen though.
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Lisa, there is a pretty active chapter of FTE folks in the Nebraska chapter, so if you run into a bind there and don't have a puter to connect up, go to a local library and log on and ask for help from someone there.
I know some active folks in several areas across the state and would be happy to vouch for a few of them. Of course don't tell the others, cuz who knows what they are like. LOL
I know some active folks in several areas across the state and would be happy to vouch for a few of them. Of course don't tell the others, cuz who knows what they are like. LOL
Snowboard season cometh..
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From: Gulf Coast of Florida
Y'all are clueless. You leave the bottle on the floor of the truck, then let your member hang over the edge of the seat into the bottle. Nothing unsanitary about that. I guess if you had to slam the brakes on for some reason it could get a little messy. Have not ever had that happen though.
Anyway, worst case scenario Lisa - there's enough of us out here that even if you broke down somewhere we could bring tools, munchies, whatever and get you back going. Never happen though, it'll all go smooth.