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Fleet Owner
Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 25,090
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From: Rio Rico, AZ.
Not knocking you guys with the rifles in any way, just like to let them live.
Lead Driver
Joined: May 2007
Posts: 5,613
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From: Flagstaff, Arizona
Lead Driver
Joined: Nov 2007
Posts: 5,578
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Sweet the dirt track 360 sprint car finals are tonight!!! I love working at the speedway! Last time they ran we had the track so hooked they were all running 11's. And that 1/4 mile in a circle! Then at the end they were having a wheelie contest!
Posting Guru
Joined: Dec 2007
Posts: 2,290
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From: SEMO
are you talking about the world of outlaws,or is the 360 sprints something diff.
Posting Guru
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Thats a big animal! I was waiting for a loud gunshot at the end. . .but I read further and just think. . . . damn thats got to be a BIG bow!
By the way. . . as anybody seen that Red 72 extended crew cab with a 6.0 in it? I believe the guys screen name is power smoker. . . but damn what a fine job.
Timmy
By the way. . . as anybody seen that Red 72 extended crew cab with a 6.0 in it? I believe the guys screen name is power smoker. . . but damn what a fine job.
Timmy
Not a liberal...
Joined: Jul 2006
Posts: 6,635
Likes: 4
From: Cut & Shoot, Texas
Things that are difficult to say when drunk:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or
on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or
on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
Posting Guru
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 1,679
Likes: 0
Timmy
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Post Fiend
Joined: Apr 2007
Posts: 5,398
Likes: 1
From: Gilbert, Az
Things that are difficult to say when drunk:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or
on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or
on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
I will have to see if I can say those after I have had a drink later. I am such a lightweight thats about all it takes for me to start saying things incorrectly. Hope ya'll have a good day, I am off to see my new puppy be born!!
Post Fiend
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 5,584
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From: Millbrook Alabama
Afternoon everybody. Brandon is reporting for duty.
been busy all morning.
got up took shower, cooked wife and kids breakfast, cleaned kitchen(its my kitchen dammit and I say its clean
) went to the bank, post office, did the grocery shopping, unloaded groceries, made pig in a blankets for lunch (Kolachis for the Yankee folk around here), cleaned fish bowls, vacuumed, washed car, washed truck, gonna go take another shower casue we have football games in a few minutes
been busy all morning.
got up took shower, cooked wife and kids breakfast, cleaned kitchen(its my kitchen dammit and I say its clean
) went to the bank, post office, did the grocery shopping, unloaded groceries, made pig in a blankets for lunch (Kolachis for the Yankee folk around here), cleaned fish bowls, vacuumed, washed car, washed truck, gonna go take another shower casue we have football games in a few minutes
Post Fiend
Joined: Feb 2002
Posts: 10,600
Likes: 3
From: Carhenge
The regional difference in language is one of the things I really notice on this site.
Not a liberal...
Joined: Jul 2006
Posts: 6,635
Likes: 4
From: Cut & Shoot, Texas
Kolaches in Texas are both. Most have sausage and cheese in the middle but some have fruit. I prefer the sausage and cheese ones. Especially at 5am while waiting in line at Lowes for a generator. Cris knows what I'm talking about!