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From: Cut & Shoot, Texas
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Where I grew up in Nebraska, bread pockets filled with sausage, ham & cheese, or more typically cabbage & ground beef are known as runzas. I think it is a German/Polish/Bohemian/Russian thing. Runzas are a main course (sandwich), kolachis are dessert.
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been busy all morning.
got up took shower, cooked wife and kids breakfast, cleaned kitchen(its my kitchen dammit and I say its clean
) went to the bank, post office, did the grocery shopping, unloaded groceries, made pig in a blankets for lunch (Kolachis for the Yankee folk around here), cleaned fish bowls, vacuumed, washed car, washed truck, gonna go take another shower casue we have football games in a few minutes
got up took shower, cooked wife and kids breakfast, cleaned kitchen(its my kitchen dammit and I say its clean
) went to the bank, post office, did the grocery shopping, unloaded groceries, made pig in a blankets for lunch (Kolachis for the Yankee folk around here), cleaned fish bowls, vacuumed, washed car, washed truck, gonna go take another shower casue we have football games in a few minutes
LMAO..I love how some things are universal. I read that list of words and phrases to my sisters, had them laughing pretty hard. I will say, however, that even when completely sloshed, I will refuse to dance, because unfortunately I do realize how retarded I look.
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From: Bellingham, WA
YouTube - Drunk Driving A friend sent me this, I dont know if it's real or not but it's funny.
This picture made me think of this thread.
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From: SEMO
YouTube - Drunk Driving A friend sent me this, I dont know if it's real or not but it's funny.
Attachment 11203 This picture made me think of this thread.
Attachment 11203 This picture made me think of this thread.
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From: horicon Wi
Since we are talking about food. You guys and gals gotta try this next time you have beef stew leftover from the night before. Ya take 2 slices of bread slather it with helmans mayo but the stew meat and gravy on the bread throw the sandwich in the microwave for about 15 to 25 seconds and enjoy. IT IS REALLLY GOOOOOOD!
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No the world of outlaws are comming next month! The 360 sprinters only have about 800hp in a 1500lbs car. There are also 410 sprint cars which run about 1000hp and then there is the outlaws which have about 1200hp... Im just guessing on all of those #'s but i know its alot of hp! I was talking to the Workd of Outlaws guys and he says they might be able to start three wide on our track!!!
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From: Cut & Shoot, Texas
Since we are talking about food. You guys and gals gotta try this next time you have beef stew leftover from the night before. Ya take 2 slices of bread slather it with helmans mayo but the stew meat and gravy on the bread throw the sandwich in the microwave for about 15 to 25 seconds and enjoy. IT IS REALLLY GOOOOOOD!
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From: Charlotte-Fairbanks-Bflo
Float is stuck all the way up, or the needle and seat are seized shut. If you have searched for pressure all the way to the carb inlet. Quadrajet by any chance?
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From: Charlotte-Fairbanks-Bflo
I'm Having A Real Tough Time Getting Anyone To Laugh At My Jokes
Elderly Gentleman Wal-Mart Greeter
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart
with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no they ain't!
The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
couldn't believe someone would have sex with you twice. Have a good
day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart
with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no they ain't!
The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
couldn't believe someone would have sex with you twice. Have a good
day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'