Kansas Chapter Off Topic Thread
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From: Moundridge, Kansas
I will try August is pretty booked up right now. Aparently I have gotten myself into the decking busness. Certainteed is selling composite decking for $1.25 a foot or $1 a foot if you buy a pallet of 92pcs. The decking is going for $16 a 16 foot stick regular $37 a 16 foot stick. I have 3 decks on my calendar right now. If ya'll need any decking let me know and I will hook you up!
THIS IS IN NO WAY ADVERTISING JUST AN OFFER TO FRIENDS!!!
THIS IS IN NO WAY ADVERTISING JUST AN OFFER TO FRIENDS!!!
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From: Newton America :-P
Not going to be a good day... My wifes heart was beating fast, I asked her why and she said "Because I am Preagnant and out of shape" and without thinking I said "Round is a shape" - I wonder if she will let me in the house to get my shoes?
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Chad my friend, you will soon find out (if you haven't already) that everyday is like defusing a bomb........some days you cut the right wire and others........well..........lets just say it isn't pretty. Hang in there man. LOL
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Now for today's Poetry lesson.....
Ewey Gui was a worm,
A mighty worm was he,
He crawled across the railroad tracks,
A train he did not see...
EWWWEEEYYY GOOOOEYYY!!!!
(My Aunt has been saying that for years)
Ewey Gui was a worm,
A mighty worm was he,
He crawled across the railroad tracks,
A train he did not see...
EWWWEEEYYY GOOOOEYYY!!!!
(My Aunt has been saying that for years)
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From: Manhattan, KS
We had a ewey gui saying when I was a kid, but it was little different. I can't remember it any more.
When he saw a gopher my dad would say "See the gopher, go fer, gopher.
Then there is the:
Great big gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts,
greasy grimy gopher guts,
greasy grimy gopher guts,
repeated once, and then the punch line!
And me without a spoon.
I think that was a road kill poem.
When he saw a gopher my dad would say "See the gopher, go fer, gopher.
Then there is the:
Great big gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts,
greasy grimy gopher guts,
greasy grimy gopher guts,
repeated once, and then the punch line!
And me without a spoon.
I think that was a road kill poem.
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Here is on for ya.......
one-ry oar-ry ick-ry ann
phillys-in fallis-in nicholas john
queevy quavy english navy
stink-im stank-im buck
My G-ma tought me that one at a very young age......not sure if the spelling is on just spelled it like it sounds.
one-ry oar-ry ick-ry ann
phillys-in fallis-in nicholas john
queevy quavy english navy
stink-im stank-im buck
My G-ma tought me that one at a very young age......not sure if the spelling is on just spelled it like it sounds.
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Fuzzy wazzy was a bear
Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair
Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy
was he?
And...
Farty Arty had a party
All the good little kids where there
Little Lucy Cut a Juicy
and they all went out for a breathe of air
And the everpopular
Beans Beans the musical fruit...
Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair
Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy
was he?
And...
Farty Arty had a party
All the good little kids where there
Little Lucy Cut a Juicy
and they all went out for a breathe of air
And the everpopular
Beans Beans the musical fruit...