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Official Mall Crawler Spec Thread
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From: St George, SC I-95
its been on here a 1000 times before but just for laughs here it is again
http://128.83.80.200/taco/scarysteering.html
http://128.83.80.200/taco/scarysteering.html
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From: waterloo, iowa
[QUOTE=STGFordCrazy04]its been on here a 1000 times before but just for laughs here it is again
http://128.83.80.200/taco/scarysteering.html[/QUOTE]
never seen that before... funny site.
http://128.83.80.200/taco/scarysteering.html[/QUOTE]
never seen that before... funny site.
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Ah you guys forgot to mention your exhaust MUST be loud enough to shadder bullet proof glass...chicks dig that 
Also, when ever you pull in you MUST stand by your "tonka" for at least 5 minutes... O yea and when you leave you MUST do a burnout with only ONE wheel spinning.. Also what about mud decals lmao...
Also, when ever you pull in you MUST stand by your "tonka" for at least 5 minutes... O yea and when you leave you MUST do a burnout with only ONE wheel spinning.. Also what about mud decals lmao...
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From: St George, SC I-95
Originally Posted by 88FordF-150
Ah you guys forgot to mention your exhaust MUST be loud enough to shadder bullet proof glass...chicks dig that Not loud...obnoxious. It should have more rattle than rumble. Also, when ever you pull in you MUST stand by your "tonka" for at least 5 minutes... Leather coat black sunglasses and 10W40 hair is a must O yea and when you leave you MUST do a burnout with only ONE wheel spinning.. Lockers are a waste of money on MCs. If they made something that provided less traction than a open diff thats what they should use. Also what about mud decals stickers covering the back glass is a must but one particular one is paramount...the infamous TYPE R lmao...
Not loud...obnoxious. It should have more rattle than rumble. Also, when ever you pull in you MUST stand by your "tonka" for at least 5 minutes... Leather coat black sunglasses and 10W40 hair is a must O yea and when you leave you MUST do a burnout with only ONE wheel spinning.. Lockers are a waste of money on MCs. If they made something that provided less traction than a open diff thats what they should use. Also what about mud decals stickers covering the back glass is a must but one particular one is paramount...the infamous TYPE R lmao...GD 10 character limit
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From: Across from the neighbors
WEll if your gonna have the slcik hair and the leather jacket ya gotta have those shoes that dont have laces.
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From: Marlboro Mental Hospital.
dang!!! i can't believe yall forgot the most important thing to put on a mall crawler!!!
to make it a real true authentic mall crawler, ya gots to put a chromed naked lady on each body panel and at least one naked lady sticker on each window!!!
to make it a real true authentic mall crawler, ya gots to put a chromed naked lady on each body panel and at least one naked lady sticker on each window!!!
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From: Elkhart IN
Originally Posted by STGFordCrazy04
3 shocks per corner and at least 2 shocks that really arent functional. Maybe like a dual shock setup on the slip joint of the drive shaft.
