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Old Dec 9, 2007 | 10:47 PM
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Santa has gotta be quick~

Based on a 1999 estimated population count of North America and Europe, on Christmas Eve of that year Santa Claus had to visit 42,466,666 homes in a 12-hour period -- that's 983 homes per second. </pre>
 
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Old Dec 9, 2007 | 10:56 PM
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That's a lot of house per second!!! I wonder what that number is today?? He's gotta have some kind of Ford engine hidden on that sled of his to help the deer out a bit
 
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Old Dec 10, 2007 | 12:05 AM
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a v10 .......
 
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Old Dec 10, 2007 | 09:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Bdox
Based on a 1999 estimated population count of North America and Europe, on Christmas Eve of that year Santa Claus had to visit 42,466,666 homes in a 12-hour period -- that's 983 homes per second.
Does that figure of 12 hours take into account the extra time he gets due to transition across time zones? If not, I suspect that is how he pulls it off...
 
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Old Dec 10, 2007 | 11:43 AM
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Santa obviously uses wormholes. (Which are generated by that Ford V10 and a flux capacitor.)
 
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Old Dec 10, 2007 | 12:07 PM
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The reindeer all only get beans to eat for the week prior to Christmas.

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Old Dec 10, 2007 | 03:13 PM
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Originally Posted by jroehl
The reindeer all only get beans to eat for the week prior to Christmas.

Jason

Then they install the turbos!
 
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Old Dec 10, 2007 | 03:41 PM
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That's why he demands soft easily digestible cookies and only a shot glass size of milk .
 
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Come on its 2007 don't you think he has out sourced by now,theres probably hundereds of santas by now
 
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Old Dec 11, 2007 | 09:21 AM
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Anyone else ever watch Futurama? Two words: Robot Santa



"Santa Claus is gunning you dooooown!"
 
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outsourced santas?? AARGHHHHH!!!! You mean a funny sounding little man from India is responding to my dear santa letters??? How the heck do you fatten up a pakistani or indian enough to pull off being santa??? oh wait..... you mean we might have illegals acting in santas stead?? guess that means i will be sitting in the chair watching the chimney with a shotgun in hand!!!!! shoot first and let god sort them out! hope they go to your house before mine, otherwise you are outa luck!!!!! hahahaha. Dan
 
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