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Dec 25, 2003 | 03:34 PM

Mil1ion

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Christmas Riddles

What do they call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses

What do you call Santa Clause after he's fallen into a fireplace?
Krisp Kringle

Who sings "Love Me Tender" and makes Christmas toys?
Santa's little Elvis

Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?
"Rude"olph

Where do Santa's reindeers like to stop for lunch?
Deery Queen

What do you call the fear of getting stuck while sliding down a chimney?
Santa Claus-trophbia

The 4 stages of man:
He believes in Santa Claus.
He doesn't believe in Santa Claus.
He is Santa Claus.
He looks like Santa Claus.

What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Ribbon hood

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.

Dec 25, 2003 | 03:59 PM

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Ok, Dennis, no jokes from you about Fuzzy being wacko.

. . then again - forget that . . 'cause it is clear that we are in the same boat together. So you are entitled to !!

Dec 25, 2003 | 04:27 PM

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Fuzzy Wuzzy Wuz a bear,
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair,
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very Fuzzy,.... Wuzzy ?

Dec 25, 2003 | 04:32 PM

ctfuzzy

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Weeeeel, not on top of my head, anyway.

But I make up for it on the bottom !!

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Dec 25, 2003 | 04:44 PM

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Dennis, you really need to get a life! Merry Christmas.

Dec 25, 2003 | 06:27 PM

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Maybe a wee too much Eggnog today?

Dec 25, 2003 | 06:30 PM

Mil1ion

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Not that Artery clogging crap.

I don't do that alcohol thing much.

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Dec 10, 2004 | 07:17 PM

Mil1ion

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Bumpity Bump Bump !

Dec 11, 2004 | 06:48 AM

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Got bad this year eh, Dennis? Ok, here's another one, and I won't give the answer.

What is the name of the horse in the song "Jingle Bells"?

Here's where everyone starts singin Jingle Bells, and it gets stuck there for a week..

Dec 11, 2004 | 10:40 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by splashtm

Bob??? Bells on Bob's tail ring???

Did I win

lol

Chris

Dec 11, 2004 | 10:44 AM

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What is the name of the horse in the song "Jingle Bells"?

I'd say its Bob.

Dec 11, 2004 | 11:36 PM

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I go for saying Bob. I also cheated is school. Nice answer guys. Other wise I would be sing it all night.

Tom

Dec 12, 2004 | 11:13 AM

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splashtm

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Bob is close, but not quite...

Dec 12, 2004 | 11:46 AM

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christaylor

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Ok I give up. I just red the lyrics at this site
http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/elf/jinglebells.htm
and I do not see a name of the horse ANYWHERE. Tell me or this song will never leave my head. AGHHHHHHHH

Chris