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Hey, you guys ever hear the urban myth about the dude who bought a real Rolex? Supposedly coming through customs, the border guard notices the Rolex and asks about it. Went like this:
Anything to declare?
No
How about that Rolex? May I see it?
Oh, it's just a knock off. (Lie) Got it for $20. (Lie) Sure, you can see it. (Takes it off and passes it over)
So, if it's a $20 knock off, you won't be terribly upset if I smash it with a hammer?
Tried that already...Oh, well my logic say its stupid, but at the same time she asked if there was something I really wanted, not something I needed, but something I wanted...she must have been thinking along the lines of maybe a case of fancy beer...
...not a 1500.00 watch...and I already know she ain't gonna buy me anymore guns!