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Jul 7, 2001 | 09:24 AM

#61

MEPHISTO_XES

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Heres one! Play in the mud. Play with the ol'lady. Play in the
mud with the ol'lady. H__l I'd even go to church EVERY sunday if
the preacher would have it in a bogg.

Jul 9, 2001 | 09:40 AM

#62

theologian

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From: Baileyton, TN

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I am an Aussie redneck preacher, NRA memeber, CCW, Suffering the heat in Tennessee.

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May 24, 2003 | 03:28 PM

#63

Jim242002

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Just because my truck is dirty 365 days a year,
and just because my wifes name is Betty Sue
and just because my favorite colors are John Deere Green and Yellow
and just because I sing a Merle Haggard song every 20 mins
and just because i have more trucks broke down then running
and just because duct tape is better than sex
and just because i hung empty beer cans on a board hanging off a tree, because she wanted some windchimes.
and just because we put a stake in the ground and play horseshoes with old toliet seats.
and just because i named my dog Dixie
and just because my cb name is WhiteKnight
and just because I use a bamboo pole to fish with
and just because i buy WD-40 by the case load
and just because my telephone has a few numbers missing
and just because i have an old tub in the back we swim in
and just because I'm related to everyone in my town
and just because i am Baptish
and just because Jack Daniels is my best friend
and just because Jim Beam is my other best friend
and just because I have a few teeth missin
and just because I wear the same jeans and people call me patches.

Doesn't mean my neck is red....

Wait.....Nevermind