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[font size="1" color="#FF0000"]LAST EDITED ON 28-Mar-01 AT 05:28 AM (EST)[/font][p]Well, lets see here. I've got two pickups, 1 has a low rumble, and the other will set off car alarms. Hmmm, tool box in the back, Dual Fiberglass Firestick antennas for the CB that's mounted inside on the roof. And riding with both windows down, playing Charlie Daniels.
Also, did I forget to mention the "Lone Star Feed" hat? Yes, I am the typical Texas Redneck. I have about 4 Lone Star Feed hats. Don't believe me? Take a look at my website, you'll see what I mean.
1988 F-150, SWB, 5.0 EFI (formerly 4.9 EFI), M5OD 5 speed, 3.08 gears, Summit shorty truck headers, Custom built Flowmaster exhaust system. Force 4 LP6000 lightbar, Federal signal PA-300 100 watt siren, Icom IC-V100 50 watt mobile radio.
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1965 F-100 (just purchased 1/18/01), SWB, 390, C-6 auto. Dual exhaust, Not much else to do to it.
Hey Raoul: I knew you were a redneck when you mentioned about having a hitch ball on the front of your truck and pushing a pop-up camper around. I still ROTFL about that!
Ha Ha! Your right. A redneck dosen't care so much about styling as long as it runs and a gun rack fits in the window. But that '65 of yours is sweet! A truck any redneck would be proud to drive. Are you going to keep the little steering wheel or try to get an original to replace it?
Well with that seat there's not enough room between me and the steering wheel (with a stock wheel) the steering column came out of a 72 model. But I kind of like it with the small wheel though.
1988 F-150, SWB, 5.0 EFI (formerly 4.9 EFI), M5OD 5 speed, 3.08 gears, Summit shorty truck headers, Custom built Flowmaster exhaust system. Force 4 LP6000 lightbar, Federal signal PA-300 100 watt siren, Icom IC-V100 50 watt mobile radio.
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1965 F-100 (just purchased 1/18/01), SWB, 390, C-6 auto. Dual exhaust, Not much else to do to it.
Hmm.... 72 F-100 4x4 w/ sawzalled fenders, a garage w/ enough parts to make a new vehicle, and a 69 mustang to rip up the roads w/. I say I might qualify, what do you think?
Two rednecks, Earl and Bubba, were driving down the road one day drinking a Bud. Earl looked up and says, "Lookee up thar, Bubba-a real road block. Them po-leesemans gonna catch us a-drinkin'." Bubba says, "No siree they won't. You do exlackly like I says. Finish your beer, peel the label off, and put the bottle under the seat. Now stick the label on yur ferhead." Earl does exactly as Bubba says. They pull up to the road block and stop with the beer labels sticking to the middle of their foreheads.
Naturally, the first thing the policeman asked was,"You boys been drinking?" "No siree," says Bubba, "we're on the patch."
Amen to rednecks, now i would have to say that i am a redneck becasue i drove more miles a day on dirt roads than paved, i listen to hank williams sr. more than faith hill, i wear boots more than shoes, i wear flannels more than polo shirts, i work on my truck more than i work on my englsih, i drink more beer than soda, i wave a confederate flag more than the american flag, im called a rebel more than an american, i vote republican not democrats (soccer moms), i read petersons 4 wheel and off road not home and gardens, i use my rifle more than i use the television, i watch nascar not survivor, i heat steak-ummms not filet mignon, i party in the back of my truck more than at a bar, at school i talk about tires rather than computers, i love the smell of WD-40 rather than cologne, i wear a ford racing hat instead of dyin my hair blonde like them queers, id rather shop for power tools than clothes, i wear tighter jeans not baggy ones, i wash with gojo not bath and body works fuffy soap, i got a haircut for trading a bumper, i pay for things more with truck parts than money, and my favorite singer is David Allen Coe, and if that aint country ill kiss your #####. god bless us.
i am a redneck to bone. have 3 ford trucks two of them are own block,but i am trying to restore them.i also have a coon dog and also live out in the country. i live so far out in the coutry i can hunt off the front porch
yo yo yo, wassuup! Im down with the redneckz! check this out! I gotz my suburban slamed on 20's body drop and lays frame. yo and the back is filled with subz. an my brogham on 100 spoke daytons hydros an custom paint foo. I also live in a loft on the waterfront in downtown Malibu pimpin my bitchez... Im all O.G. redneck! D.G.Z
p.s. almost forgot, got a expedition in my covered spot up on bricks... (sniff. sniff...) I love that CAR!
I dont know what anyone else thinks about this but darkgod you aint no redneck. your just a plain old city folk. in its own respect thats ok, but please dont go around calling yourself a redneck and talking about cars. this is ford trucks no lowered crap, i use lowered crap for traction. nice try but no.
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