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Old Dec 26, 2002 | 06:39 PM
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Gorilla Hunting.

This guy answers an ad to assist a famous Gorilla hunter. After he is hired the Gorilla hunter explains how he bags the Gorillas. When we see a Gorilla in a tree, you position yourself about 10 feet away from the tree with this gun. I'll climb the tree and shake it, the Gorilla falls out of the tree, my Pitbull will run up to the stunned Gorilla and bite him right in the crotch. I climb down the tree and put the Gorilla in a cage and release the dog.

What do I do with the gun asked the new employee.

The hunter explained, If I get up in the tree and the Gorilla shakes the tree and I fall out, you shoot that damn dog.



 
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Old Dec 27, 2002 | 09:07 AM
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ROFLMAO!! That's a good one.
 
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Old Dec 27, 2002 | 09:33 AM
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