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Old Apr 2, 2005 | 08:34 AM
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Talking Funny bumper stickers

I seen a good bumpersticker, or rather a window sticker, it read-drivin a chevy is like drinkin out of the toilet! DOOOOOH

Lets hear some others out there.
 
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Old Apr 2, 2005 | 08:50 AM
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on www.realoldspower.com, they've made a few where it says "realoldspower.com...the heartbeat stops here!"
 
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Old Apr 2, 2005 | 09:09 AM
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"My child kicked your honor student's @$$!"
or "My child was inmate of the month"
 
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Old Apr 2, 2005 | 09:53 AM
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"Welcome to America.... Now speak english"
 
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Old Apr 2, 2005 | 10:01 AM
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Good One!!!!!!!
 
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Old Apr 2, 2005 | 10:36 AM
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i got a good one it say's "get a lift fat chicks can't jump"
 
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Old Apr 2, 2005 | 11:02 AM
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Old Apr 2, 2005 | 11:08 AM
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Old Apr 2, 2005 | 11:09 AM
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I'm not tailgating I'm drafting. Yes its fast no u can't drive it. fordguy101
 
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Old Apr 2, 2005 | 11:12 AM
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Yes its fast no u can't drive it. fordguy101
Great one for the licence plate frame
 
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Old Apr 2, 2005 | 11:22 AM
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