Funny bumper stickers
Apr 2, 2005 | 08:34 AM
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Funny bumper stickers
I seen a good bumpersticker, or rather a window sticker, it read-drivin a chevy is like drinkin out of the toilet! DOOOOOH
Lets hear some others out there.
Apr 2, 2005 | 08:50 AM
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From: Indiana
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www.realoldspower.com , they've made a few where it says "realoldspower.com...the heartbeat stops here!"
Apr 2, 2005 | 09:09 AM
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From: Central PA
"My child kicked your honor student's @$$!"
or "My child was inmate of the month"
Apr 2, 2005 | 09:53 AM
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From: Bay Area, CA
"Welcome to America.... Now speak english"
Apr 2, 2005 | 10:01 AM
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Apr 2, 2005 | 10:36 AM
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i got a good one it say's "get a lift fat chicks can't jump"
Apr 2, 2005 | 11:02 AM
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From: Cloverdale, BC, Canada
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Apr 2, 2005 | 11:08 AM
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Apr 2, 2005 | 11:09 AM
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From: Lancaster
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Apr 2, 2005 | 11:09 AM
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I'm not tailgating I'm drafting. Yes its fast no u can't drive it. fordguy101
Apr 2, 2005 | 11:12 AM
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Yes its fast no u can't drive it. fordguy101
Great one for the licence plate frame
Apr 2, 2005 | 11:22 AM
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From: Marlboro Mental Hospital.
i used to have an open mind,
but my brains kept falling out.
try not to let your mind wander,
its much to small to be outside by itself.
it you don't like the way i drive,
stay off the sidewalk.
im not as think as you drunk i am.
you are the prime reason for euthinasia
and the list goes on...........
Apr 2, 2005 | 11:23 AM
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From: Newton America :-P
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Apr 2, 2005 | 01:40 PM
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From: Tampa Bay, FL USA
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On the bumper of a Porsche 911 Carrera: my other car is a '78 Ford Fairmont
Apr 2, 2005 | 02:10 PM
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From: north west new jersey
pass with care. tabaco chewer 55 feet ahead