Hug a logger.....you'll never go back to trees.

 

Speed Kills! Drive an import and live forever

The only good tree hugger is a choker setter

 

If God didn't want us to eat animals then why did he make them out of meat?

 

Nobody's perfect and I'm nobody

Driver carries no cash: Wife and kids have it all!

I don't dial 911, I dial .357

 

"My Karma ran over your Dogma"

 

HEART FAILURE...God's way of thinning out the population

 

"Run Hillary!, Run!
Democrats put it on the rear bumper.
Republicans on the front.

 

Monkeys steal my underwear at night

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I'm going to blame you.

 

Here are a couple of good ones

Cleverly Disguised as a Responsible Adult

Daddy Farted, and we Can't get out!! (Back of minivan)

I'm not driving fast - Just flying low

I can't go to work today. The voices told me to stay home and clean the guns.

PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals.

This car is designed by computer, built by a robot, driven by a moron.

 

Large (approximately 4 ft tall x 12 ft long) clean banner attached diagonally across the side of an absolutely filthy, compactor-type city grabage truck dripping liquids onto the street as it crossed an intersection in Key West, FL:

"WE CATER WEDDINGS"

 

Thats funny Daddy farted, and we can't get out!! fordguy101

 

i saw this one once. i'm hung like einstein and smart as a horse.

 

"If you can read this your momma must be proud"

"Shoe and Shirt required Bra and Panties optional"

 

"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them

WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship

IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

Be nice to your kids...They will pick out your nursing home

I'm just driving this way to get you mad.

She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the Juneflower

 

Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.

Thanks for seeing the south. Now go home.

My dog is smarter than your honor student.

I brake for hallucinations.

My kid beat up your honor student.

I woke up this morning broke, sticky, and confused.

You can't be first but you can be next.

There are three types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't.