Funny bumper stickers
Junior User
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 66
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From: Northeast Florida
"I'm in my own little world, but it's O.K.---Everybody likes me here."
"My Black Lab is smarter than your honor student."
"Drive it like you stole it."
"If you can't stop, smile as you go under." (On a big 4WD)
"Women want me - Fish fear me."
...and my personal favorite...
"It may be slow, but it sure is ugly!"
"My Black Lab is smarter than your honor student."
"Drive it like you stole it."
"If you can't stop, smile as you go under." (On a big 4WD)
"Women want me - Fish fear me."
...and my personal favorite...
"It may be slow, but it sure is ugly!"
Postmaster
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 4,155
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From: Southern Louisiana
"Jesus loves you......Everyone else thinks your an a**hole"
"I'm strokin while your ------" (you get the point) On a Ford Powerstroke
"Dont laugh.....its paid for" On a new Hummer
"I'm retired.....no worries, no job, no money"
"My kids and my money go to LSU" (local college)
"Your village called, they want their idiot back"
"Bad girl, go to my room" On my truck before I married, than it disappeared
"My juvienille deliquint kicked your honor students a**"
"Say NO to Bush" Cant post pic. that went with it. Seen around election time on an obvious democrats car
"I'm strokin while your ------" (you get the point) On a Ford Powerstroke
"Dont laugh.....its paid for" On a new Hummer
"I'm retired.....no worries, no job, no money"
"My kids and my money go to LSU" (local college)
"Your village called, they want their idiot back"
"Bad girl, go to my room" On my truck before I married, than it disappeared
"My juvienille deliquint kicked your honor students a**"
"Say NO to Bush" Cant post pic. that went with it. Seen around election time on an obvious democrats car
decadent and depraved
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 6,703
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From: Right Behind You
I saw a pretty good one last night. It was on one of those weird little Scion things, it said: "When I grow up I want to be a HUMMER".
I saw one on a Hummer that said: "I love Hummers"(It's pretty funny if you have a dirty mind
)
There use to be a guy that drove a metallic blue Mustang that was very fast, he would race anyone, anywhere. He called the car Code Blue. On the front windshield it said CODE BLUE on the back it said
THE HEARTBEAT STOPS HERE
___________
(Refering to the Chevy slogan "The Heartbeat of America") Well the ironic part of that is one night he was racing a Camero on a mountain road, and was winning until he ran the car off the side of the mountain and killed his self.
TIm
I saw one on a Hummer that said: "I love Hummers"(It's pretty funny if you have a dirty mind
)There use to be a guy that drove a metallic blue Mustang that was very fast, he would race anyone, anywhere. He called the car Code Blue. On the front windshield it said CODE BLUE on the back it said
THE HEARTBEAT STOPS HERE
___________
(Refering to the Chevy slogan "The Heartbeat of America") Well the ironic part of that is one night he was racing a Camero on a mountain road, and was winning until he ran the car off the side of the mountain and killed his self.
TIm
Junior User
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 80
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From: Central Massachusettes
If I had shot her like I wanted to I would have been out by now!
Same car- I do not brake for lawers! ( had half a breif case stuck to grill )
Same car- I do not brake for lawers! ( had half a breif case stuck to grill )
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From: Charleston, WV
One I've been thinking of using:
"If I can't see your headlights,
I'm going to show you my tails."
Also thought briefly about getting the license plate: TLG8RH8R
Can you tell I don't like tailgaters?
"If I can't see your headlights,
I'm going to show you my tails."
Also thought briefly about getting the license plate: TLG8RH8R
Can you tell I don't like tailgaters?
Posting Guru
Joined: Sep 2005
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From: Kiefer, Northeastern Okla
The wife put one on her car that says "Doing My Part To **** Off The Religious Right". It's right next to the Darwin fish with legs emblem. I had to ask her why she didn't just paint a bullseye on the car while she was at it? We live in the middle of the Bible belt, in a small town that has more churches than people. Jeez!
