Funny bumper stickers
Apr 4, 2005 | 12:55 AM
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From: San Francisco, Ca.
Saw one that read: DON'T TRUST ANYONE THAT BLEEDS FOR 7 DAYS AND DOESN'T DIE".
Apr 4, 2005 | 07:39 AM
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From: Tampa Bay, FL USA
On the back of a beat-up, 20-year-old Chevy half-ton:
"This vehicle protected by an anti-theft sticker"
Apr 4, 2005 | 07:52 AM
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From: Central California
"Hey! You! Out of the Gene pool!"
"What the hell? It started!"
"Yeah, I know, but its paid for"
Apr 4, 2005 | 11:53 AM
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From: Reisterstown,MD
I may be slow But I'm ahead of you.
Apr 4, 2005 | 12:18 PM
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From: New Haven, MO
I had two
"Get of my A** before I inflate your airbags"
"Lowriders are for little boys who cant get it up"
Apr 4, 2005 | 12:27 PM
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From: Houston
"Driver only carries $20 worth of ammunition"
Apr 4, 2005 | 12:27 PM
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From: Mesa, AZ.
My next wife will be normal
Apr 4, 2005 | 12:32 PM
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" don't let your wife drive your truck."
my old lady loves this one
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Apr 4, 2005 | 12:40 PM
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From: Damascus-Boring, Ore
Oh Lord, help me be the person
my dog thinks I am
Apr 4, 2005 | 12:53 PM
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From: Albuquerque
How about :
There ain't no ******* vacine! courtesty Jimmy Buffet
Faster that a speeding ticket!
Apr 4, 2005 | 01:44 PM
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From: Charlotte, NC
i might have to look into getting the one that says get off my a** before i inflate your airbags, I hate tailgaters, lol.
I saw one that said, if you can read this , your too close
Apr 4, 2005 | 01:44 PM
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I miss my ex
But my aim is getting better
I got a chuckle out that one.
Apr 4, 2005 | 01:45 PM
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From: Indiana
Apr 4, 2005 | 05:58 PM
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From: Southern Alberta
My favourite bumper sticker of all time, only seen it once was
" WHY BE NORMAL? "
and it was installed upside down
Apr 4, 2005 | 06:58 PM
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From: Marlboro Mental Hospital.
seen on an older chevy diesel pickup:: 0 to 60 in 15 min.