>>>
>>>Drinking and Driving is a bad thing..you would hate to hit a
>>>bump and spill your beer.
>>>Lisa
>>
>>I hate it when I do that. The beer is always so cold in my
>>lap.
>
>Thats how beer nuts were invented!

I always heard that Beer Nuts were $1.49 for an eight oz bag but Deer Nuts were under a buck.

Right?

 

You ever tried castrating a beer?

 

I guy walks into a bar with jumper cables in his hand, the bartender say's "hey don't you start nothing".