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Old Jan 5, 2003 | 05:24 AM
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>>>
>>>Drinking and Driving is a bad thing..you would hate to hit a
>>>bump and spill your beer.
>>>Lisa
>>
>>I hate it when I do that. The beer is always so cold in my
>>lap.
>
>Thats how beer nuts were invented!

I always heard that Beer Nuts were $1.49 for an eight oz bag but Deer Nuts were under a buck.

Right?



 
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Old Jan 5, 2003 | 01:53 PM
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You ever tried castrating a beer?
 
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Old Jan 6, 2003 | 09:25 AM
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I guy walks into a bar with jumper cables in his hand, the bartender say's "hey don't you start nothing".
 
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