2500 Post (and a joke!)
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2500 Post (and a joke!)
Wow, just 6 1/2 months ago I was here posting about my 1000th post! And here I am again! Wow! Times flies when you are having fun! 
Anyways, I am now a PostMaster. You can call be PostMASTER Beast!
Here's my joke!
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A beautiful woman walked into an orchard and found a lovely pool in it. She decided to go skinny-dipping. She looked around, didn't see anyone, and undressed.
Just as she was about to dive in, the orchard owner appeared from behind the bush where he was hiding all along and told her that swimming was prohibited.
"You could have told me that before I undressed!" she scolded him.
He replied, "Swimming is prohibited, undressing isn't."
On to 5000............................
-Matt
P.S. Thanks Mil1ion for letting me have as many guesses as I wanted for the funtest. That there alone gave me 15-20!
Anyways, I am now a PostMaster. You can call be PostMASTER Beast!
Here's my joke!
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A beautiful woman walked into an orchard and found a lovely pool in it. She decided to go skinny-dipping. She looked around, didn't see anyone, and undressed.
Just as she was about to dive in, the orchard owner appeared from behind the bush where he was hiding all along and told her that swimming was prohibited.
"You could have told me that before I undressed!" she scolded him.
He replied, "Swimming is prohibited, undressing isn't."
On to 5000............................
-Matt
P.S. Thanks Mil1ion for letting me have as many guesses as I wanted for the funtest. That there alone gave me 15-20!
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Well, post number 3000! That was not quite as fast as before. Maybe I am getting bored with FTE!!?? Nah! Not in a million years! 
Joke: How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?
Wave to her!
-Matt
Joke: How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?
Wave to her!
-Matt
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This better? I like it!
A very successful lawyer parked his...
A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues.
As he got out, a truck passed too close and tore off the door on the driver's side.
The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up.
Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined no matter what the body shop did to it.
When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief.
"I can not believe how materialistic you lawyers are," the cop said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
The cop replied, "Don''t you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."
"My goodness!" screamed the lawyer. "My Rolex!"
-Matt
A very successful lawyer parked his...
A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues.
As he got out, a truck passed too close and tore off the door on the driver's side.
The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up.
Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined no matter what the body shop did to it.
When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief.
"I can not believe how materialistic you lawyers are," the cop said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
The cop replied, "Don''t you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."
"My goodness!" screamed the lawyer. "My Rolex!"
-Matt
Last edited by Beast12; Dec 19, 2004 at 06:50 PM.
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heh rolex!
You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
Shoot the lawyer. Twice.
Mark
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You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
Shoot the lawyer. Twice.
Mark
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01 F150 Supercab Flareside XLT 4x2 5.4L Auto
Deep Wedgewood Metallic and Silver L/S 3.55
Fabtech Lift 285/75/R16 DominatorSport A/T's
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