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Pinkeye
A man call his boss one morning to say he's too sick to come to work. "What's the matter?" asks his boss. "I have a severe case of **** glaucoma," says the employee. "That sounds like a load of crap," yells his boss "what the heck is **** glaucoma?!" "I can't see my butt coming into work today."
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Last edited by Fordlover55; May 22, 2005 at 10:03 AM.
Reason: language
It was moved, and edited. I guess the donkey A-word is a bit harsh, and I even did question putting in the joke, but afterall it did pass the language filter.
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