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Old May 21, 2005 | 05:07 PM
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1000th Post Joke

Stolen from this months issue of Maxim:

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A man call his boss one morning to say he's too sick to come to work. "What's the matter?" asks his boss. "I have a severe case of **** glaucoma," says the employee. "That sounds like a load of crap," yells his boss "what the heck is **** glaucoma?!" "I can't see my butt coming into work today."

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Old May 23, 2005 | 05:23 PM
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Hehe! Nice. Too bad Fordlover got to the joke first.

Congrats!

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Old May 23, 2005 | 06:00 PM
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How do you know FordLover got to the joke first
 
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Old May 23, 2005 | 06:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Munkey
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Well, maybe he EDITED it first.

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Old May 23, 2005 | 06:22 PM
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Old May 23, 2005 | 08:13 PM
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It was moved, and edited. I guess the donkey A-word is a bit harsh, and I even did question putting in the joke, but afterall it did pass the language filter.

Oh well, no harm, no foul.
 
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