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Sorry I missed number 500,but I was trying to help a fellow Ford lover with an electrical problem.So,here it is.
Mary,the neighborhood gossip and self arbiter of the neighborhood morals,kept sticking her nose into other peoples business.Several residents were unappreciative of her activities,but feared her enough to maintain their silence.She made a mistake,however,when she accused King Triton,a new neighbor,of being an alcoholic after she saw his pickup truck parked in front of the towns only bar one afternoon.She commented to him and others that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing.Now,King Triton,a man of few words (?),stared at her for a moment and just walked away.He didn`t explain,defend,or deny,he said nothing.Later that evening,King Triton quietly parked his pickup in front of Mary`s house,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,and left it there overnight!
Mary,the neighborhood gossip and self arbiter of the neighborhood morals,kept sticking her nose into other peoples business.Several residents were unappreciative of her activities,but feared her enough to maintain their silence.She made a mistake,however,when she accused King Triton,a new neighbor,of being an alcoholic after she saw his pickup truck parked in front of the towns only bar one afternoon.She commented to him and others that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing.Now,King Triton,a man of few words (?),stared at her for a moment and just walked away.He didn`t explain,defend,or deny,he said nothing.Later that evening,King Triton quietly parked his pickup in front of Mary`s house,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,and left it there overnight!
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Originally Posted by Tim Lamkin
"trying to help a fellow Ford lover" that is the best part of ALL............ 
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OUCH?
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Originally Posted by TWolf
Here in Montana we still have towns that only have 1 bar, a single house and a post office. Have you ever been to Montana, King?
