Joke: Married 4 Times
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Joke: Married 4 Times
Mary - "I hear you have been married 4 times."
Sally - "I certainly was. First, I was married to a millionaire, then I was married to an Actor, then I was married to an Embalmer. Then finally, I married a funeral director."
Mary - "Good heavens, why such a variety of men?"
Sally - "Well. One for the money. Two for the show. Three to get ready and four to go!"
-Matt
Sally - "I certainly was. First, I was married to a millionaire, then I was married to an Actor, then I was married to an Embalmer. Then finally, I married a funeral director."
Mary - "Good heavens, why such a variety of men?"
Sally - "Well. One for the money. Two for the show. Three to get ready and four to go!"
-Matt
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