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May 4, 2004 | 02:15 PM

#46

cptnobveeus

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in the episode when Mr. Burns goes into the burning cabin to rescue his girlfriend, someone asks him why he risked his life:

Burns:"because the greatest muscle of all... is the human heart".
Homer:"what about the weener? I knew a guy who could hold up a paint can with his."

May 4, 2004 | 07:40 PM

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flyboy2610

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From: Lincoln USA

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noonan

"Oooo, they got the internet on computers now."

Homer: "The Internet?! Is that thing still around?"

May 6, 2004 | 10:47 PM

#48

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From: MN

Homer: Marge, you're not gonna believe this, but im stuck between two vending machines.
I used this quote as part of my senior quote!

May 24, 2004 | 09:27 PM

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Azguy54

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Medicinal Marijuana

Episode where Homer gets medicinal weed and looks at his hands and says, "I wonder why they call them fingers? they don't fing..............oh, there they go"

May 25, 2004 | 08:13 AM

#50

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From: Port St. Lucie, FL

" I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer" - Homer Simpson

"55 MPH!?!?! That's ridiculous!!!! Sure it'll save a few lives, but
millions will be late!" - Homer Simpson