Famous Simpson Quotes
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From: western ky
my favorite simpsons moment is when he took the skateboard from bart and almost jumped the canyon, but fell in. u just have to see it. also i liked when the news reporter kent brockman said "this just in!" and homer jumped up and said "woo hoo they must have found my keys!!"
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From: The Star-Club, Hamburg
From Mr. Burns: "Excellent!"
Principal Skinner, at the laundromat after the bullies steal his underwear and tell him there's nothing he can do about it: "That's not true! I can buy another pair! (checking his wallet, finding no money) Oh, no I can't. I really needed those."
Principal Skinner, at the laundromat after the bullies steal his underwear and tell him there's nothing he can do about it: "That's not true! I can buy another pair! (checking his wallet, finding no money) Oh, no I can't. I really needed those."
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From: Springfield, VA
Marge (I think):"That's a pretty lousy lesson."
Pres. Clinton: "Yeah, well I'm a pretty lousy president."
It's funny how Matt Groenig portrays himself as an old, one-eyed neo-****...
Sherry Bobbins (Mary Poppins spoof): "I'm not a bloody jukebox, you know."
Monty Burns: "What are you doiing in my corpse hatch?"
Chief Wiggum: "You're under arrest Burns, for murder."
Burns: "Did I say corpse hatch? I mean, uhh, innocence tube!"
Pres. Clinton: "Yeah, well I'm a pretty lousy president."
It's funny how Matt Groenig portrays himself as an old, one-eyed neo-****...
Sherry Bobbins (Mary Poppins spoof): "I'm not a bloody jukebox, you know."
Monty Burns: "What are you doiing in my corpse hatch?"
Chief Wiggum: "You're under arrest Burns, for murder."
Burns: "Did I say corpse hatch? I mean, uhh, innocence tube!"
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From: Marysville, Wa
Homer to cult people "will there be beer there?"
Cult People "Beer is forbidden"
Homer "Homer no function beer without well"
my favorite ralph quote
"My cats breath smells like cat food"
Cult People "Beer is forbidden"
Homer "Homer no function beer without well"
my favorite ralph quote
"My cats breath smells like cat food"
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From: Illinois
"duff man is thrusting in the direction of the problem, oh yeah"
"you tried your best and failed miserably, the lesson is, dont try"
"theres no such thing as a soul, its just somethng they made up to scare little kids, like the boogeyman or micheal jackson."
"you tried your best and failed miserably, the lesson is, dont try"
"theres no such thing as a soul, its just somethng they made up to scare little kids, like the boogeyman or micheal jackson."
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From: talking rock ,georgia
How about nelson singing and playing his guitar? Joy to the world, the teacher's dead! we bar-b-qued her head! What happened to her body? we flushed it down the potty! and round and round it goes.................
Or Homer lifting his couch with patty and selma on it, pushing it out the door-
" time to take out the trash"!
Or homer giving bart file cards with notes for a speech and the words don't make sense, and you hear Homer say" Boy, he card read good!"
Or when homer went to hell and he was being force fed donuts by the thousands from a conveyer belt, and says " more, more!" and the devil says,
I don't understand, James coco went crazy in 15 minutes"
Or Homer lifting his couch with patty and selma on it, pushing it out the door-
" time to take out the trash"!
Or homer giving bart file cards with notes for a speech and the words don't make sense, and you hear Homer say" Boy, he card read good!"
Or when homer went to hell and he was being force fed donuts by the thousands from a conveyer belt, and says " more, more!" and the devil says,
I don't understand, James coco went crazy in 15 minutes"
