Famous Simpson Quotes
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From: Lancaster
Ah Simpsons, my favorite show of all time, well one of them anyway.
Who can forget such quotes like "Okay brain I don't like you and you don't like me, but together if we can get through this I'll go back to killing you with beer"
Ski instructor "Now Homer if you get in to trouble, all you need to do is..." then it cuts off and you see Flanders showing off his ski suit saying "It feels like I'm wearing, nothing at all, nothing at all..." then Homer says "Doh! stupid sexy Flanders"
Any of the prank calls are funny, "Oh! my first prank call, what do I do?"
I love "Lard ho!"
"Dad no! its low fat!"
"Good thing it landed in this smoking crater"
"Homer does not say Boh! he says Doh!"
"I'm a murderer!" "No its not true" "I'm a murdidlyerdler" "Yes its true!"
Thats all for now.
Alvie.
Who can forget such quotes like "Okay brain I don't like you and you don't like me, but together if we can get through this I'll go back to killing you with beer"
Ski instructor "Now Homer if you get in to trouble, all you need to do is..." then it cuts off and you see Flanders showing off his ski suit saying "It feels like I'm wearing, nothing at all, nothing at all..." then Homer says "Doh! stupid sexy Flanders"
Any of the prank calls are funny, "Oh! my first prank call, what do I do?"
I love "Lard ho!"
"Dad no! its low fat!"
"Good thing it landed in this smoking crater"
"Homer does not say Boh! he says Doh!"
"I'm a murderer!" "No its not true" "I'm a murdidlyerdler" "Yes its true!"
Thats all for now.
Alvie.
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Grounds Keeper Willie (?) in regards to the French;
"Cheese eating surrender monkeys".
President Bill Clinton to Marge;
"Don't think I'm to good for you, I've been with some pigs before. I mean real live pigs".
"Cheese eating surrender monkeys".
President Bill Clinton to Marge;
"Don't think I'm to good for you, I've been with some pigs before. I mean real live pigs".
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From: Fond du Lac, WI
Moe to Bart after one of Bart's prank phone calls-
"Listen you, when I find out who you are, I'm gonna gouge out your eyeballs and shove them down your pants, so you can watch me kick the crap out of you, and then I'm gonna use your tongue to paint my boat!"
"Listen you, when I find out who you are, I'm gonna gouge out your eyeballs and shove them down your pants, so you can watch me kick the crap out of you, and then I'm gonna use your tongue to paint my boat!"