Famous Simpson Quotes
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Famous Simpson Quotes
Some Simpson quotes are HILARIOUS!!!
Like this one:
Homer: "There's the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way."
Bart: "Isn't that the wrong way?"
Homer: "Yea, but FASTER"
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Like this one:
Homer: "There's the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way."
Bart: "Isn't that the wrong way?"
Homer: "Yea, but FASTER"
Post your faves
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Homerisms: It's funny cause it's true!!
"Dammit, I'm no supervising technician. I'm a technical supervisor. It's too late to teach this old dog new tricks."
The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number one, 'Cover for me'. Number two, 'Oh, good idea boss'. Number three, 'It was like that when I got here'."
Well, you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right button."
Here is a link to more Homerisms
http://tim.rawle.org/simpsons/homer.htm
"Dammit, I'm no supervising technician. I'm a technical supervisor. It's too late to teach this old dog new tricks."
The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number one, 'Cover for me'. Number two, 'Oh, good idea boss'. Number three, 'It was like that when I got here'."
Well, you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right button."
Here is a link to more Homerisms
http://tim.rawle.org/simpsons/homer.htm
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From: Topsfield, MA
From the episode previous to this post....
"I think I'll order myself a tab....oh wait no time for that the computers starting"
"Marge I just trippled my productivity" (pressing Y instead of YES)
It's my favorite show as you can see by my avatar. My favorite episode is the one when homer goes skiing and flanders comes down the hill w/ a skin tight suit. Homers practically blinded by seeing flanders body and was distracted. He started sliding down the hill and of coarse he can't ski. His legs split open and says "owwww this is the worst pain ever!" and then starts goin through the mogels that hit him in the crotch. LMAO in that one. He then flips off the jump ramp and does a face plant in the snow. Gets up and jumps right back on the chairlift. Classic.
I also like the one when Homer starts a biker gang called the "Hell's Satans" with Lenny, Carl, and Moe. Then he finds out there already is a Hell's Satans who come to beat him up and steal Marge. When Homer catches up to them and takes Marge back he says "My wife is not a Doobie to be passed around"...I like that cuz my last name is Dube (pronouced the same way) and it's funny for that..uh..other reason
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"I think I'll order myself a tab....oh wait no time for that the computers starting"
"Marge I just trippled my productivity" (pressing Y instead of YES)
It's my favorite show as you can see by my avatar. My favorite episode is the one when homer goes skiing and flanders comes down the hill w/ a skin tight suit. Homers practically blinded by seeing flanders body and was distracted. He started sliding down the hill and of coarse he can't ski. His legs split open and says "owwww this is the worst pain ever!" and then starts goin through the mogels that hit him in the crotch. LMAO in that one. He then flips off the jump ramp and does a face plant in the snow. Gets up and jumps right back on the chairlift. Classic.
I also like the one when Homer starts a biker gang called the "Hell's Satans" with Lenny, Carl, and Moe. Then he finds out there already is a Hell's Satans who come to beat him up and steal Marge. When Homer catches up to them and takes Marge back he says "My wife is not a Doobie to be passed around"...I like that cuz my last name is Dube (pronouced the same way) and it's funny for that..uh..other reason
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Moe: "I need Amanda Huggenkiss. C'mon, somebody get me Amanda Huggenkiss! Why can't I find Amanda Huggenkiss??!!"
Barney: "I don't know, Moe. Maybe your standards are too high."
Barney: "I don't know, Moe. Maybe your standards are too high."
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"Boy, when Marge first told me she was going to the Police Academy, I thought it'd be fun and exciting, you know, like the movie 'Spaceballs'. But instead, it's been painful and disturbing, like the movie 'Police Academy'"
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"I a, so smart, S-M-R-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T!" he does this as he is burning his GED on the wall and setting fire to his house, its in the episode where Homer goes back to school.
"I've said too much, Smithers use the amnesia ray!"
"You mean the revolver sir?"
"I've said too much, Smithers use the amnesia ray!"
"You mean the revolver sir?"
