1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.
2. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail.
3. If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all.
4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.
5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
7. Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.
8. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?
9. Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.
10. No one has more driving ambition than the boy who wants to buy a car.
11. There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.
12. There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 AM. It could be a right number.
13. Think about this..., No one ever says "It's only a game." when his team is winning.
14. I've reached the age where the happy hour is a nap.
15. Be careful reading the fine print. There's no way you're going to like it.
16. The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.
17. Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of OLD LADIES running around with tattoos?
(And RAP music will be the Golden Oldies!)
18. Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than in a Yugo.
19. After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead.

Have a good one.

 

Sierraben, did you write that?

- Chris

 

If all that isn't true I don't know what is. Good post.

 

Chris, No I didn't. Just the "Have a good one".

I found it on the internet.

Thought I'd post and share it, though.

 

Got to agree with that. While they may look good now(and even that is questionable), I can't even begin to think down the road 40 years. I would much rather see women without tattoos, now or later. My girlfrend has none, but has lots of friends with them. Just doesn't do it for me, and at 22, I guess I'm a minority in my generation.

 

I imagine in 40 years, could one tell if those tattoos are tats, or varicose veins.

 

Did you really need to go there????????

 

One thing for sure about those tatoos, they won't look like the original design.