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Old Mar 4, 2004 | 05:38 PM
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Joke for Thursday

Joke of the day.....

If a mute goes into a store trying to buy a toothbrush, and he does a motion of brushing his teeth. The cashier realizes it, sells him a tooth brush and goes on his way... how would a blind man go about buying a pair of sunglass's?

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he'd open his mouth and ask for them
 
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Old Mar 4, 2004 | 06:02 PM
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I see...
 
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Old Mar 4, 2004 | 06:15 PM
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Uh DUH! I must be a little slow! That was great!

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Old Mar 4, 2004 | 06:52 PM
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That was pretty good.. Stumped everyone in my office
 
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Old Mar 4, 2004 | 07:11 PM
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Glad to see I am not the only slow one today
 
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Old Mar 4, 2004 | 07:12 PM
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If a man's alone in the woods, and there's no woman there to correct and criticize him-

is he still wrong?
 
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Old Mar 4, 2004 | 07:57 PM
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Originally posted by 1956MarkII
If a man's alone in the woods, and there's no woman there to correct and criticize him-

is he still wrong?
shocker my wife said YES.

Chris

Andy- Stumped everyone I told.
 
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Old Mar 4, 2004 | 08:55 PM
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hehe good one I thought also
 
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That was a good one
 
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