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Old Mar 10, 2016 | 01:53 AM
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If you are driving in a car and travel at the speed of light - and turn the headlights on would anything happen?


I say yes - 2 things


1. Your car would accelerate the light by pushing it forward, not causing it to double the speed of light but somewhere in the 1.5 or 1.6 times the speed of light range.


2. My wife would be screaming at me to slow down, as usual.
 
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Old Mar 10, 2016 | 03:26 PM
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If you are backing your car at the speed of light and turn on the headlights, would the rays of light just fall to the ground?
 
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Old Mar 10, 2016 | 11:45 PM
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If so, then:

1. That is called the speed of lighter
2. Wife gets to sit on the hood and keep an eye out for black (pot) holes
 
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Old Mar 11, 2016 | 04:39 PM
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If she sat on the hood she might get "nature" on her and that wouldn't be good for anybody
 
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Old Mar 14, 2016 | 11:16 AM
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If a man is always wrong, and a woman is always right, and one day the man agrees that the woman is right, is he still wrong?
 
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Old Mar 15, 2016 | 05:03 AM
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In our household apparently yes
 
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Old Mar 15, 2016 | 06:50 AM
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if you have small children, and one of them wakes up in the middle of the night having a nightmare, so your wife invites him/her to sleep in between you, why does such a small human being take up so much of the bed?
 
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Old Mar 18, 2016 | 06:13 AM
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If those kids would only sleep parallel to Mom and Dad!
 
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Old Mar 18, 2016 | 07:02 AM
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If this next week could just fly by, I would be OK with that.
 
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Old Mar 19, 2016 | 08:02 PM
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If Hillary is soo popular-- how come I haven't see one bumper sticker or yard sign supporting her? I have seen allot for trump Kruse and Sanders--- Just wondering?
 
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Old Mar 19, 2016 | 09:32 PM
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If Hillary becomes president, we may as well bend over and kiss our ***** good bye.
 
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Old Mar 22, 2016 | 07:59 AM
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If you run over a protester- who is in the middle of the road-- Who is in the wrong?
 
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Old Mar 22, 2016 | 01:05 PM
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If I was stuck in traffic due to a bunch of protestors blocking traffic, and I needed to get somewhere, I am not so sure that I have the control to not just put it in gear and lay on the pedal. I hope I am never put in that situation.
 
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Old Mar 22, 2016 | 02:13 PM
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if only there was a way to get a hand full of popcorn into your mouth without dropping some on the floor.. that would probably fix this crazy mixed up world, and save it from despair.
 
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Old Mar 22, 2016 | 08:14 PM
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