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Sweet. Get what you asked for it?
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From: DFW, TX-GoldCanyon, AZ
Yea - Monday.... ((Bleech!))
Here's a Day Brightener for you guys that I got in a "send it to the world" email this AM::
Monday story: A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The salesgirl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton ***** and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?"
He answers, "You see, it's like this. Yesterday I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers, 'cause it's sooooooooooo much cheaper. So....I figure if I have to roll my own ... so does she!"
Here's a Day Brightener for you guys that I got in a "send it to the world" email this AM::
Monday story: A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The salesgirl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton ***** and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?"
He answers, "You see, it's like this. Yesterday I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers, 'cause it's sooooooooooo much cheaper. So....I figure if I have to roll my own ... so does she!"