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Old Jun 27, 2003 | 10:47 AM
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It's story time!

Ok, here's how it goes, I'll start a story and you add to it.

This ought to be fun!



I was riding around town in my Ford when I pulled up to a red light. While sitting at the light, a red rice rocket pulls up to the light and............
 
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Old Jun 27, 2003 | 10:58 AM
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Promptly burst into flames.
 
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Old Jun 27, 2003 | 10:59 AM
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After he put it out with the fire extinguisher he had mounted on his dash he...
 
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Old Jun 27, 2003 | 11:00 AM
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challenged me to a pulling contest.
 
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Old Jun 27, 2003 | 11:01 AM
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then said "nice ride", floored it and blew his tranny all over the
 
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Old Jun 27, 2003 | 12:34 PM
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ground, to the sound of grinding metal. Smoke was everywhere and the rice rocket was being dragged......
 
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Old Jun 27, 2003 | 12:42 PM
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...by his kid sister on a skate board....
 
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Old Jun 27, 2003 | 12:53 PM
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and the ricer was yelling, "Hey, this ain't fair, the skate board's"
 
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Old Jun 27, 2003 | 01:40 PM
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..made of fiberglass, just like my super dope body kit!"

And then, with a quick blip of the throttle, he summoned all 1.6 liters of raging fury and...

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Old Jun 27, 2003 | 01:56 PM
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and masive amounts of smoke blowing out the 17 inch tail pipe.

Then he's stopped dead in his tracks by the town sheriff, who is none other than ex pres Jimmy Carter's brother, Billy (beer) Carter and his deputy Scott Bao they were driving a rusted out 1973 Madadoor police cruiser. So Billy and Scott both jump out and say...........
 

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Old Jun 27, 2003 | 02:08 PM
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Dad Gummit Cooter, I told you not to race you grandma Effie's truck, you keep this up boy and your going to be finishing the sixth grade with you paw whether you want to or not, now you...
 

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Old Jun 27, 2003 | 02:48 PM
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Git yorself back home and put that motor back in Ma's sewing machine where you got it from!

But before he got out of town, his girlfriend showed up and said...
 
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Old Jun 27, 2003 | 03:11 PM
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"Yo, we're gonna miss MTV Cribs!" She suggested they call up Donny and...
 
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Old Jun 27, 2003 | 03:14 PM
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...and write a haiku about the rice rocket. It went like this:

What grade are you in...
tweaking rice car all day long...
front wheel burnouts suck...



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Old Jun 27, 2003 | 03:34 PM
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..after the haiku was completed, they ran to the house, 'cus it was faster than the ricer. Donny was busy working on his pet project for his ricer. It is.....
 
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