Notices
General NON-Automotive Conversation No Political, Sexual or Religious topics please.

It's story time!

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old Jun 27, 2003 | 10:47 AM
  #1  
superrangerman2002's Avatar
superrangerman2002
Thread Starter
|
Logistics Pro
20 Year Member
Liked
Joined: Jul 2002
Posts: 4,821
Likes: 19
From: South Dakota
It's story time!

Ok, here's how it goes, I'll start a story and you add to it.

This ought to be fun!



I was riding around town in my Ford when I pulled up to a red light. While sitting at the light, a red rice rocket pulls up to the light and............
 
Reply
Old Jun 27, 2003 | 10:58 AM
  #2  
theologian's Avatar
theologian
Postmaster
20 Year Member
Joined: Apr 2001
Posts: 3,628
Likes: 0
From: Baileyton, TN
It's story time!

Promptly burst into flames.
 
Reply
Old Jun 27, 2003 | 10:59 AM
  #3  
jamesmonty's Avatar
jamesmonty
Senior User
Joined: Apr 2003
Posts: 166
Likes: 0
From: Cincinnati, Ohio
It's story time!

After he put it out with the fire extinguisher he had mounted on his dash he...
 
Reply
Old Jun 27, 2003 | 11:00 AM
  #4  
Buckarcher's Avatar
Buckarcher
Posting Guru
Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 1,246
Likes: 0
From: Princeton, MN
It's story time!

challenged me to a pulling contest.
 
Reply
Old Jun 27, 2003 | 11:01 AM
  #5  
Bubba Shrimp's Avatar
Bubba Shrimp
Posting Guru
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 1,388
Likes: 0
From: Live Oak, FL
It's story time!

then said "nice ride", floored it and blew his tranny all over the
 
Reply
Old Jun 27, 2003 | 12:34 PM
  #6  
bigdmizer's Avatar
bigdmizer
Elder User
Joined: Apr 2003
Posts: 871
Likes: 0
From: Perkasie, Pa.
It's story time!

ground, to the sound of grinding metal. Smoke was everywhere and the rice rocket was being dragged......
 
Reply
Old Jun 27, 2003 | 12:42 PM
  #7  
1956MarkII's Avatar
1956MarkII
Lead Driver
20 Year Member
Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 7,746
Likes: 7
From: Tampa Bay, FL USA
It's story time!

...by his kid sister on a skate board....
 
Reply
Old Jun 27, 2003 | 12:53 PM
  #8  
Bubba Shrimp's Avatar
Bubba Shrimp
Posting Guru
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 1,388
Likes: 0
From: Live Oak, FL
It's story time!

and the ricer was yelling, "Hey, this ain't fair, the skate board's"
 
Reply
FTE Stories

Ford Trucks for Ford Truck Enthusiasts

story-0

Rezvani's Latest Post-Apocalytic Monster Is a Ford F-150 Raptor Underneath

 Verdad Gallardo
story-1

Top 10 Most Expensive Ford Trucks Ever Sold on Bring a Trailer

 Joe Kucinski
story-2

2027 Ford Super Duty Buyer's Guide (Every Model, Engine, & Package)

 Brett Foote
story-3

Top 10 Ford Truck Tragedies

 Joe Kucinski
story-4

AEV FXL Super Duty - the Super Duty Raptor Ford Doesn't Make

 Brett Foote
story-5

Lobo Vs Lobo: Proof the F-150 Lobo Should Be Even Lower!

 Michael S. Palmer
story-6

Ford's 2001 Explorer Sportsman Concept Looks For a New Home

 Verdad Gallardo
story-7

10 Best Ford Truck Engines We Miss the Most!

 Joe Kucinski
story-8

2026 Shelby F-150 Off-Road: Better Than a Raptor R?

 Brett Foote
story-9

2027 Super Duty Carhartt Package First Look: 12 Things You NEED to Know!

 Michael S. Palmer
Old Jun 27, 2003 | 01:40 PM
  #9  
BigMattXXL's Avatar
BigMattXXL
Postmaster
Joined: May 2002
Posts: 3,028
Likes: 1
From: Annapolis, Maryland
Talking It's story time!

..made of fiberglass, just like my super dope body kit!"

And then, with a quick blip of the throttle, he summoned all 1.6 liters of raging fury and...

XXL
 

Last edited by BigMattXXL; Jun 27, 2003 at 01:42 PM.
Reply
Old Jun 27, 2003 | 01:56 PM
  #10  
Nutter's Avatar
Nutter
Elder User
Joined: Aug 2002
Posts: 833
Likes: 0
From: Port Perry Ont Canada
It's story time!

and masive amounts of smoke blowing out the 17 inch tail pipe.

Then he's stopped dead in his tracks by the town sheriff, who is none other than ex pres Jimmy Carter's brother, Billy (beer) Carter and his deputy Scott Bao they were driving a rusted out 1973 Madadoor police cruiser. So Billy and Scott both jump out and say...........
 

Last edited by Nutter; Jun 27, 2003 at 01:59 PM.
Reply
Old Jun 27, 2003 | 02:08 PM
  #11  
1997RangerXLT's Avatar
1997RangerXLT
Posting Guru
Joined: Sep 2002
Posts: 1,359
Likes: 0
From: Charleston, SC
It's story time!

Dad Gummit Cooter, I told you not to race you grandma Effie's truck, you keep this up boy and your going to be finishing the sixth grade with you paw whether you want to or not, now you...
 

Last edited by 1997RangerXLT; Jun 27, 2003 at 02:17 PM.
Reply
Old Jun 27, 2003 | 02:48 PM
  #12  
Greywolf's Avatar
Greywolf
Fleet Owner
Joined: Aug 2001
Posts: 29,941
Likes: 46
From: Drummonds, TN USA
It's story time!

Git yorself back home and put that motor back in Ma's sewing machine where you got it from!

But before he got out of town, his girlfriend showed up and said...
 
Reply
Old Jun 27, 2003 | 03:11 PM
  #13  
jeffh's Avatar
jeffh
Elder User
20 Year Member
Joined: Nov 2000
Posts: 955
Likes: 1
From: St. Louis USA
It's story time!

"Yo, we're gonna miss MTV Cribs!" She suggested they call up Donny and...
 
Reply
Old Jun 27, 2003 | 03:14 PM
  #14  
BigMattXXL's Avatar
BigMattXXL
Postmaster
Joined: May 2002
Posts: 3,028
Likes: 1
From: Annapolis, Maryland
It's story time!

...and write a haiku about the rice rocket. It went like this:

What grade are you in...
tweaking rice car all day long...
front wheel burnouts suck...



XXL
 
Reply
Old Jun 27, 2003 | 03:34 PM
  #15  
jbalestri's Avatar
jbalestri
Posting Guru
Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 1,297
Likes: 3
From: Billings MT
It's story time!

..after the haiku was completed, they ran to the house, 'cus it was faster than the ricer. Donny was busy working on his pet project for his ricer. It is.....
 
Reply



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 09:49 PM.

story-0
Rezvani's Latest Post-Apocalytic Monster Is a Ford F-150 Raptor Underneath

Slideshow: Called the Fortress, the 850-horsepower pickup combines Raptor underpinnings with military-inspired features, survival equipment, and a starting price of $285,000.

By Verdad Gallardo | 2026-05-30 18:33:59


VIEW MORE
story-1
Top 10 Most Expensive Ford Trucks Ever Sold on Bring a Trailer

Slideshow: 10 most expensive Ford trucks ever sold on Bring a Trailer.

By Joe Kucinski | 2026-05-27 16:24:34


VIEW MORE
story-2
2027 Ford Super Duty Buyer's Guide (Every Model, Engine, & Package)

Here's everything that has changed for the latest model year.

By Brett Foote | 2026-05-27 16:17:28


VIEW MORE
story-3
Top 10 Ford Truck Tragedies

Slideshow: Top 10 Ford truck tragedies.

By Joe Kucinski | 2026-05-18 19:34:33


VIEW MORE
story-4
AEV FXL Super Duty - the Super Duty Raptor Ford Doesn't Make

And it might be even better than that.

By Brett Foote | 2026-05-18 19:26:42


VIEW MORE
story-5
Lobo Vs Lobo: Proof the F-150 Lobo Should Be Even Lower!

Slideshow: Does lowering an F-150 Lobo RUIN the ride quality?

By Michael S. Palmer | 2026-05-18 19:20:37


VIEW MORE
story-6
Ford's 2001 Explorer Sportsman Concept Looks For a New Home

Slideshow: Ford's bizarre fishing-themed Explorer concept has resurfaced after spending decades largely forgotten.

By Verdad Gallardo | 2026-05-12 18:07:46


VIEW MORE
story-7
10 Best Ford Truck Engines We Miss the Most!

Slideshow: The 10 best Ford truck engines we miss the most.

By Joe Kucinski | 2026-05-12 13:09:47


VIEW MORE
story-8
2026 Shelby F-150 Off-Road: Better Than a Raptor R?

Slideshow: first look at the 810 hp 2026 Shelby F-150 Off-Road!

By Brett Foote | 2026-05-12 12:50:07


VIEW MORE
story-9
2027 Super Duty Carhartt Package First Look: 12 Things You NEED to Know!

Slideshow: Everything You Need to Know about the 2027 Super Duty Carhartt Package!

By Michael S. Palmer | 2026-05-07 17:51:06


VIEW MORE