It's story time!
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From: Perkasie, Pa.
It's story time!
...all the ricer crowd there with their ricer cars and fart cans whining in salute to the great front wheel burn out. After the monster truck burn out, the driver gets approached to be in the sequal to 2fast2furious. They are gonna call it..............
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From: Drummonds, TN USA
It's story time!
Meanwhile - back in Japan - E-mails are flying all over several corporate headquarters. It seems the Japanese executives now want to copy American monster trucks...
Several designs are submitted, and after a number of unfortunate Hara-Kiri's one is accepted.
It is based on a ....
Several designs are submitted, and after a number of unfortunate Hara-Kiri's one is accepted.
It is based on a ....
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From: C eh? N eh? D eh?
It's story time!
With 9 inch stack flamethrowers!
Soon these new trucks are being distributed across the world, and these new 'ricers' are made street legal and the new lanes on hiways are 37 feet wide
the cops....
Soon these new trucks are being distributed across the world, and these new 'ricers' are made street legal and the new lanes on hiways are 37 feet wide
the cops....
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From: South Dakota
It's story time!
boat anchors, four total, but since the boat anchors and the driver weigh more than the payload capacity of the Yugo they were scrapped for a golf cart with a suped up......
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From: Norton Ohio
It's story time!
460 with a blower and runs on methanal but they cant get the parachutes to deploy and there is the brige is out so they call the Dukes of Hazard and they tell the cops to...............
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From: Dededo, Guam
It's story time!
"Catch us if you can" while playing Dixie on the musical horn. At the same time Luke is leaning out the window with the trusty bow and arrow with a stick of TNT attached, aiming down at...
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From: Live Oak, FL
It's story time!
this blue ricer and blows it right into the river. Well the cops' monster golf cart roars over the crushed ricer and makes it across the river with the "General" in hot pursuit. Out of no where the "Bandit" comes along and flies clear over the river, followed by Buford T Justice and ............
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From: Drummonds, TN USA
It's story time!
the "EVIDENCE" manages to bounce out of the back of the car!
Said evidence being a deal memo between Gravedigger and NISSAN motors to franchise the national monster truck league on HBO directly following WWF...
And of course - right about then the FBI discovered that the japanese monster trucks all had transmissions built in Muncie Indiana, to the extreme embarrassment of the supposed manufacturers!
Needless to say, the corporate ranks thinned out even further...
But then - the Toyota company had a brainstorm!!!
Said evidence being a deal memo between Gravedigger and NISSAN motors to franchise the national monster truck league on HBO directly following WWF...
And of course - right about then the FBI discovered that the japanese monster trucks all had transmissions built in Muncie Indiana, to the extreme embarrassment of the supposed manufacturers!
Needless to say, the corporate ranks thinned out even further...
But then - the Toyota company had a brainstorm!!!