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Old Jun 29, 2003 | 10:20 AM
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large explosions and..
 
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Old Jun 29, 2003 | 11:07 AM
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"We can make mini trucks!!!"-
So they build trucks that are riced from the factory, complete with airbags, chipped paint job, and fart can, to complement the weed eater 18cc motor under the hood. They are an even bigger hit than the monster trucks, and clans quickly develop. Turf is claimed, and blood is shed. The leader of the mini trucks sends a message to the monster camp--"........
 
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Old Jun 29, 2003 | 01:19 PM
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We propose a race to end all races. Bring your best to a showdown between big and little. Meet us at Dead mans curve.

We sent back a message
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We will be there at 7.
 
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Old Jun 29, 2003 | 01:31 PM
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Wish I had bought a real car, instead of this pregnant roller skate. Pass me one of those Rice Cake's, WonHungLo!
 
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Old Jun 29, 2003 | 05:29 PM
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During the race the ricers tried to make up for lack of motor by using the nos alot and all of their engines blew causing large fires and the plastic bodies to melt and had to be put out by.............
 
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Old Jun 30, 2003 | 02:28 AM
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urine from the back window of an old f-150. Calvin was tired of relieving himself on the bowtie. So the monster trucks win, but all fall into a hole just on the other side of the finish line dug by everyone here at FTE. After burring the ricers we all decide to...
 
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Old Jun 30, 2003 | 07:28 PM
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Hold the world's Largest weinie roast and tailgate party using the burning corpses of thousands of rice cars and trucks. The World is free at last. However, after the party...
 
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Old Jun 30, 2003 | 08:15 PM
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we remembered what was used to put out the fire and all gagged and puked the rest of the night until ............
 
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we saw a fleet of chebby avalanches show up and claim that they were the baddest trucks in the world, then we hooked up to them and......
 
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Old Jul 2, 2003 | 08:58 PM
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sacrificed them to big foot #1 (evil laughing)..................
 
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Old Jul 2, 2003 | 11:18 PM
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but bigfoot was not satisfied, seeing as how he enjoys asian dining. so we went to auto-zone and looted all of the fast and furious crap. he was happy. Until one day, he choked on one of those stupid windshield wiper washer lights. Everyone from FTE quickly.....
 
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