It's story time!
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It's story time!
the driver of the ricer says,"wait a minute - isn't this where we came in?", and then blows up. Then Sulu says, "Captain, we're caught in a time warp!, What are we going to do? Kirk says, ............
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From: C eh? N eh? D eh?
It's story time!
Warp back to the sixties when we didn't have to put up with ricers and puck *** teens!!!
So the went to the sixties to buy a whole bunch of trucks and hot rods and then.....
So the went to the sixties to buy a whole bunch of trucks and hot rods and then.....
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From: Tampa Bay, FL USA
It's story time!
..we had the munchies for three days straight, and couldn't stop giggling, thinking about that ricer...
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From: C eh? N eh? D eh?
It's story time!
....It was a good thing that we put an end to imported cars back in the sixties tho, cause now we wouldn't have to put up with the '100mph whine' (really going 10mph) of fart cannons...
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From: C eh? N eh? D eh?
It's story time!
except somehow, one ricer followed us thru the time warp and challenged a ford truck to a race. The same ford that blew off the doors of the last ricer. But the ford was in pices in the garage!
So we....
So we....
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From: C eh? N eh? D eh?
It's story time!
called up Jesse James, cursed at each other till the last day, then worked like hell to finish on day four, got lots of free ****, mint rims and a SICK paint job on her (AND IT WILL SERVE AS A WRECKING CRANE FOR KNOCKING DOWN SHEDS!!!!)
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From: Norton Ohio
It's story time!
fixed the monster garage bronco (wich jesse broke because it was fun) and proceeded to have a monster truck show in the street and drove the bronco to the rice rocket factory and................