FICM dead?
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ford build a sensing module into it... there are sensing pads built into
the steering wheel that measure sweaty palms.... first, a timer sets a
30 second crank.... then it measures your sweaty palm index, a pressure
transducer in the drivers seat measures the thickness of your wallet,
and if your palms are sweaty and your wallet is thin, the sensing module
sets a code P0sux2bU, and that causes the ficm to self destruct.
that's probably what happened. never flinch when you crank the engine.
it can sense fear.
the ficm module has me so cowed, i spent $570 on a sacrificial alternator
offering to appease it. if that doesn't work, i'm considering a blood sacrifice.
anyone know where i can get a hold of the engineer who designed this?
his blood will do fine.
the steering wheel that measure sweaty palms.... first, a timer sets a
30 second crank.... then it measures your sweaty palm index, a pressure
transducer in the drivers seat measures the thickness of your wallet,
and if your palms are sweaty and your wallet is thin, the sensing module
sets a code P0sux2bU, and that causes the ficm to self destruct.
that's probably what happened. never flinch when you crank the engine.
it can sense fear.
the ficm module has me so cowed, i spent $570 on a sacrificial alternator
offering to appease it. if that doesn't work, i'm considering a blood sacrifice.
anyone know where i can get a hold of the engineer who designed this?
his blood will do fine.
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