The Safe for GNAC Joke Thread!!!
Fleet Owner
Joined: Mar 2012
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From: Near Cal. Avenue
You will never have to remember anything.
It will forever be on the internet and Ai info.
Just keep a charger & a long cord.
Hanging with a short one won't do you much good.
Every time you think of a really great idea,
First mutter OMG what have I done.
Then fumble ball or follow multiple choice answers.
It will forever be on the internet and Ai info.
Just keep a charger & a long cord.
Hanging with a short one won't do you much good.
Every time you think of a really great idea,
First mutter OMG what have I done.
Then fumble ball or follow multiple choice answers.
Fleet Owner
Joined: Mar 2012
Posts: 26,157
Likes: 4,149
From: Near Cal. Avenue
Our Guy is marooned on a desert island. One day the hot Chicks in a wet suit.
"When was the last time you had a smoke?" she asks. "Five years ago."
So she gets out a cigar and he smokes it. She unzips her wet suit a bit and says,
"When was the last time you had a drink?" He said, "Five years ago."
So she gets out a bottle of Scotch and he has a drink.
Then she unzips her wet suit a bit more and says,
"And when was the last time you played around?"
He looks at her and says, "You're not telling me you've got a set of golf clubs in there?"
"When was the last time you had a smoke?" she asks. "Five years ago."
So she gets out a cigar and he smokes it. She unzips her wet suit a bit and says,
"When was the last time you had a drink?" He said, "Five years ago."
So she gets out a bottle of Scotch and he has a drink.
Then she unzips her wet suit a bit more and says,
"And when was the last time you played around?"
He looks at her and says, "You're not telling me you've got a set of golf clubs in there?"
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